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Kim Jong-Un: He’s tanned, he’s rested, he’s ready!


The good news is our enemies in America no longer have to worry about “mean tweets.”

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  • John A. Fleming March 27, 2022, 1:19 AM

    Li’l Kim has lost his baby fat, he looks svelte for him. I guess he learned the art of putting out fancy videos from that one that Trump gave him all those years ago.

    I guess I don’t understand international finance at all. I’m looking at the video, and wondering where the Norks get the scratch to buy all that hardware. They don’t make anything that anybody else wants or is willing to pay for. For instance, where’d all those tires come from? The whole transporter must be Russian or Chinese manufacture. What, do they just give it away to Li’l Kim so he can bedevil the USA which suits their interests?

    And that was a very nice drone shot looking straight down at the launch. I hope that was real. C’mon Elon, do one like that, we don’t want a missile video gap.

    So the launch was a straight up – straight down affair. Ok, relatively easy to do and demonstrates it has the throw-weight to reach CONUS. Targeting a far-off country is not so easy, the guidance is definitely more complex.

    The Norks are crazy. NoKo has nothing we want. We’re no threat to them. Why do they keep threatening to get in our business? They must be a useful tool to Chi/Rus. They’re like the bratty little kid who was always trying to pick fights with the big guys, and the big guys were just “Buzz off kid, you bother me.”

    • Arty March 27, 2022, 7:34 AM

      We’re no threat to them? We have thirty thousand troops next door to them. Not saying it’s not justified but to the NORKS it’s a threat similar to NATO on Russia’s borders.

      • Jack March 27, 2022, 7:45 AM

        Those troops are a deterrent and they aren’t stationed there to threaten NK with the possibility of aggression. Were they not there, there would be one Korea and more shared misery and earthly damnation than any nation needs.

        I wonder why the US with all of its high tech and hacking capability cannot assume control of a missile guidance system and redirect it to hit its own launch platform or perhaps use laser tech to destroy it upon launch.

        • ghostsniper March 27, 2022, 9:45 AM

          I’m so glad all that money that has been stolen from me over the past half century has prevented all that misery and damnation. I wonder how many other productive americans feel the same way?

          • Jack March 27, 2022, 1:04 PM

            Don’t get to cynical about it. I suggest to you that our beloved nation spends far more of its budget on feeding, housing, clothing and trying to edumucate 5th, 6th and 7th generation welfare recipients and their illegitimate chirrrens and more recently on foreign invaders who have come here strictly for the free shit and pampering that no other nation in the world will give them, than it has on maintaining a deterrent military force in South Korea who, no more so than welfare recipients and illegals immigrants, hate our guts too.

            Granted, it’s a lose, lose thing for the american tax payer but when old guys like you and me and some of the rest of us are pushing up daisies (i’ll give it 15-25 years) everyone will be able to see the bottom of the gravy bowl and these “friends” the government has been nurturing all these years will be hungry for food, entitlements and political scalps….literally.

            • ghostsniper March 27, 2022, 6:13 PM

              You’re far more optimistic than me Jack (15-25 years).
              I think it’s more like 2.
              But then, I’ve been saying that for 20.
              Some how, defying logic, they just keep kicking the can down the road….

  • Rebel Resistance Leaders March 27, 2022, 5:13 AM

    China’s junkyard dog doesn’t fear the faculty lounge and the mean girls?
    Sad trombone is sad, always so sad.

  • LP March 27, 2022, 5:25 AM

    I had the sound off but they look like little boys playing with toys

    • Jack March 27, 2022, 1:12 PM

      Lil Un is pretty FUBAR and like that fruity newsman Chris Whats-His-Face whose leg tingled when he thought of Obama, all of Kim’s entourage have to clap, cry tears of joy and crap their pants when in the Great Leader’s presence. Failure to do so most certainly ensures a spot in front of an anti-aircraft gun somewhere.

      I have a feeling that when Lil FUBAR reviews this newsreel and discovers a very visible absence of note pads and pencils for recording the entire event, the guns might come out just the same. He sure is a demented little POF.

  • gwbnyc March 27, 2022, 6:50 AM

    the clown resurfaces cuz no Trump to slap his silly ass around.

  • Hyland March 27, 2022, 8:44 AM

    Pointing… always POINTING! My mother told me it’s rude to point. Mick Jagger’s always doing that, too.

  • robert kendall March 27, 2022, 9:15 AM

    He looks ready for his K-Pop video debut

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGc_NfiTxng

    • Jack March 27, 2022, 1:15 PM

      That is so pitiful. Stolen straight from the negro. These fish heads can’t even invent their own performing styles.

      • ghostsniper March 27, 2022, 6:20 PM

        Sounded like he was saying “open condom stah”.

      • Mike Austin March 27, 2022, 7:27 PM

        And the US has 28,000 troops to defend that degenerate trash?

  • KCK March 27, 2022, 10:10 AM

    Kim: We will launch. As soon as our Windows 10 updates.

    His troops, though. I’d be surprised they were paper tigers.

    • Mike Austin March 27, 2022, 7:06 PM

      Neither the Norks nor the Chinese proved much of a problem for the US military. Asian militaries are only efficient at slaughtering civilians, bashing in the heads of babies and raping Buddhist nuns.

  • Dirk March 27, 2022, 10:32 AM

    You’re fools if you’re underestimating Kim!

  • billrla March 27, 2022, 11:26 AM

    Funny, how we never see any photos of Nork missiles hitting anything.

    • Mike Austin March 27, 2022, 12:35 PM

      Would you rather that they did? Say, the West Coast? On second thought…

      • Dirk March 27, 2022, 5:14 PM

        Mike, I’m actually fine with your point, Nuke LA, nuke SF, Nuke Portland, or Seattle. Sooner those clowns are gone the better.

        O and Mike, my town, Klamath Falls is in fact a third or fourth round target, we have F-15, lots of em, our runway is ,or was a space shuttle alt, landing site,,,,it’s that big. Never mind those sixty ish 15s, that dozen or so F5 tigers and T28 Talons will be long gone.

        Wouldn’t be surprised if they were finishing off what the Koreans or Chinese missed. Yes their are good people up their, They have incredibly tough choices to make.

        Once those ICBM’s leave their launchers, we have 20 minutes before west coast impact. Just about enough time to bend over kiss your ass good by, or or or, have a railroad tunnel, or a storm drain or ten identified, and get their post hast.

        Life’s about choices.

        • Mike Austin March 27, 2022, 7:11 PM

          I live in Oklahoma City, home of Tinker AFB. That makes it a prime target for any aggressor. The problem is actually getting a missile into the center of the USA. Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, and Los Angeles are much easier targets.

          Sucks to be them.

          • Dirk March 28, 2022, 7:40 AM

            Mike, good fair point. I don’t really want any cities taken out, spent my entire adult life thinking I was protecting the words,meanings of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

            Boy was I wrong!

          • robert kendall March 28, 2022, 7:51 AM

            sucks to be them regardless

  • Hyland March 27, 2022, 12:28 PM

    Well… enough of that… it’s on to the next thang…
    https://off-guardian.org/2022/03/25/two-weeks-to-flatten-the-world/

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  • Dirk March 27, 2022, 5:37 PM

    I didn’t know the answers so I looked it up.

    Admirals 3

    Army 17

    Marines 1

    Air corps 1.

  • Gilbert Glue Factory March 27, 2022, 8:07 PM

    It looks like CG, or something from Team America. Is this real life?