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It’s Elf Chucking Time in Florida

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  • Dirk August 25, 2022, 12:37 PM

    A Men!

  • Mac Siccar August 25, 2022, 12:47 PM

    I wish this site and others I admire would stop sending traffic to Twitter and YouTube.

    • ghostsniper August 25, 2022, 1:03 PM

      I wish I had a brand new Gibson Les Paul in a quilted maple root beer finish and gun metal hardware with triple PAF pro pick ups (Frampton) and active electronics in stereo and a Bigsby tremolo. Is that too much to ask?

      • Mike Austin August 26, 2022, 9:22 AM

        No. As for me, I would like a blond Fender American Professional II Telecaster with a maple fingerboard and black pickguard. And toss in a twin reverb amp. You want Blues? I got Blues.

        When can I expect delivery?

        A Bigsby on a Les Paul? Heretic.

  • ghostsniper August 25, 2022, 1:23 PM

    “The most terrifying force comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it. They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they lived them, are over.

    The moment the Men who wanted to be left alone are forced to fight back, it is a form of suicide. They are literally killing off who they used to be. Which is why, when forced to take up violence, these Men who wanted to be left alone, fight with unholy vengeance against those who murdered their former lives. They fight with raw hate, and a drive that cannot be fathomed by those who are merely play-acting at politics and terror.

    TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

    Author Unknown


  • Mike Austin August 26, 2022, 9:31 AM

    “Little elves”—or midgets as they are most commonly known—have their uses. Catherine the Great of Russia (1729 – 1796) would give huge banquets, the culmination of these being when a huge block of ice would be brought in to the banquet hall. Two midgets, one female and one male, would be placed upon the ice and forced to copulate.

    Imagine Fauci and Lori Lightfoot placed in such a scenario. Now imagine the offspring of such a coupling.

    • Vanderleun August 26, 2022, 10:20 AM

      I shall direct my lawyers to bill you directly for the years, YEARS!, of therapy it is going to take to scrub my mind of that image.

      • Mike Austin August 26, 2022, 11:17 AM

        I will take the stand in my own defense and show judge and jury pictures of the baby in “Eraserhead”. That should work.