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Irony 2

” I am recovering at home and suffered a skull fracture. Thank you for your prayers and wishes!”

Really? What part of  “God is not mocked” did you fail to understand?

[HT: Sniper]

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  • Rob De Witt February 11, 2022, 12:07 PM

    Up until now I never found that chick funny.

    Just goes to show you never can tell.

    • The Continental Op February 11, 2022, 12:30 PM

      She’s so unfunny God intervened in an act of mercy

      • Mike Austin February 11, 2022, 3:09 PM

        I had never heard of her before that video. Good Lord, what a vulgar skank.

        • gwbnyc February 11, 2022, 8:52 PM

          that **thunk** you heard, that was her.

  • FLSTF February 11, 2022, 12:37 PM

    “Thank you for your prayers and wishes.”
    Really? I can only imagine how many of the “thoughts and wishes” might be for her succumbing to her injuries, or getting some sense being knocked into her from the impact.

    • Mike Austin February 11, 2022, 3:10 PM

      Yep. And it should be noted: How many of her fans know anything about prayer?

  • Mike Austin February 11, 2022, 1:41 PM

    A pity she was not turned into salt.

  • Jack February 11, 2022, 2:08 PM

    Weeelllll, I dunno. The Lord came to save and He has millions of ways He can do that but saying or suggesting that the Lord Jesus caused her to pass out and receive a concussion isn’t something that I would have guessed or attributed to Him.

    Particularly when there are some huge evil monster fish in the world’s bottomless oceans of God haters and Christ Jesus mockers who need a real soul searing reckoning from the Lord or from one of His Agents IF saving their soul is the Lord’s desire.

    But what do I know? In our finest moments none of us are worthy of Heaven except through God’s gift of Salvation and I’ve been working on mine for over 40 years. But if I were to judge myself I would only be able to say that I can see very little visible progress. No matter how hard I try.

    • Mike Austin February 11, 2022, 2:53 PM

      The Bible is filled with God inflicting pain on a man or a nation to get them to see the Truth and the Light. Jonah for one. Pharaoh for another. Nebuchadnezzar II for yet another. The prophets of the Lord for others. And what of Nineveh? And shall we recall the Flood? Sometimes pain is the only way to reach a man or a nation. Physical pain is nothing at all compared to the pains of Hell.

      You can try all you want Jack, but you will never be worthy of Heaven. No one can possibly be worthy. It is not about deserving this or deserving that. It is about Christ on the Cross doing all of that for you. He will make you worthy if you will let Him, though His work will not be completed in this life. I deserve Hell, but Christ thinks otherwise. I’ll go with the Carpenter.

      • Jack February 12, 2022, 8:16 AM

        I know that the Bible is filled with examples of the Lord physically and spiritually reminding His children that they are well off the path and I know it too from personal experience when He stepped in to make very certain that I turned completely around. My comment was tendered in an effort to keep things within some kind of perspective….viz, she’s no different than any of us when we pop off with some glib nonsense.

        I have seen her before and I never paid any attention. But there are others who are far more offensive and destructive with damnable behavior and intent without regard for man or God and while I know that it is not my job to judge them, I don’t know that I’d wince at all if they were publicly smitten.

        And regarding the sacrifice of Jesus for our redemption, please don’t think for a second that I’m not aware of it every moment of every day. It doesn’t matter what I am doing or thinking, my awareness of Who and What He IS is a constant companion. My only concern with this arrangement, and I believe it should be the same with all men, is that I bring so very little to the relationship.

  • SteveS February 11, 2022, 2:27 PM

    Jack, as I’m sure you are aware, it’s not about what we do or how hard we try, but about what He did

  • Hyland February 11, 2022, 3:22 PM

    How DARE you think this poor girl collapsed because of the vaxx! You are SO wrong. Because. NOW, Out to the woodshed with you. https://tinyurl.com/32znteu9

  • ed in upstate ny February 11, 2022, 3:42 PM

    Who’s heather mcdonald?

    • mmack February 11, 2022, 4:05 PM

      Some pratfall comedienne 😉

  • Lance de Boyle February 11, 2022, 7:05 PM

    The tyranny of the power elite must not stop. “Keep it up, girls. See what happens.” The long train of abuses is a fuse leading to a powder keg that grows larger and larger. I am amazed to see them (over-educated, under-trained, smug pricks) do the wrong thing every single time—doubling down, more threats, insults, and injuries—from the entire economy to our internal organs, from elders to toddlers, moving inexorably (compulsively? gleefully?) closer and closer to gunfire aimed at “insurrectionists” who, one day, will shoot back. “Keep it up Justine. More mandates, Poopy Pants.” Absolutely get the FBI and Homeland Security involved. Add to the list of those who won’t be missed. Armed civilians outnumber your fat-ass LEO’s (696,644 in 2020) by at least 50 (million) to 1. They have to fight en mass—“Thanks for the barn-sized targets y’all.” Civilians by one’s and by squads from the bushes.
    “Praise be to the Lord my Rock,
    who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.
    2 He is my loving God and my fortress,
    my stronghold and my deliverer, my shield,
    in whom I take refuge,
    who subdues peoples[ a] under me.” [Psalm 144.]

  • KCK February 11, 2022, 9:10 PM

    “I’m double vaxed!” blah blah…ka-thunk!!

    As a veteran, I often laugh at human misery. But, it’s my dark humor. I in no way want her to be badly hurt. But, the irony. Sheesh!

    I went to Jackass tonight. My eyes are full of tears from laughing too hard.

  • Bill in Tennessee February 12, 2022, 6:37 AM

    So the essence of comedy is timing…. and God showed GREAT timing with that irreverent gal. Such perfect timing that the audience first thought it was part of the act. Hilarious!

    • Mike Anderson February 12, 2022, 3:55 PM

      And yet, contra Van der Leun, most folks WON’T see the chiding Hand of God in this, ’cause they’re impervious, in denial. “Who you gonna believe, Madeline Murray O’Hair or your lying eyes?”
      Thank goodness we Texicans aren’t so sophisticated. Heck, we still occasionally spot a portrait of Jesus in a tortilla fresh off the griddle.

  • Callmelennie February 12, 2022, 8:02 AM

    Frankie weighs in:

    Thats life! (Thats life)
    Thats what anti-Vaxxers say
    You’re mocking God in April
    Winked out in May
    But you ought not, ought not get so blue
    Cause you’ll be patched back up
    Patched up in the ICU

  • Tony February 12, 2022, 11:29 AM

    I’ve heard that female stand up comedians are generally not funny.
    I wouldn’t really know. I don’t have much knowledge of, or exposure to, the genre.
    But this chick is hilarious.

  • John A. Fleming February 13, 2022, 11:24 PM

    Is it for certain that this isn’t an extended come-on? It sure looked like that the fall was an act. Since the news is so unreal, it would be so easy to fake cracking your head, and fake the recovery.

    That was just way too coincidental, just immediately after touting all her vaxx’s she collapses.

    Or was it a fake faint that went bad, she tried for verity in her collapse, and lost control of it, and bounced her noggin on the floor and got her bell rung. But I never saw an admission in any of the new stories that this started as an act that went sideways.

    Oh well, just another example of life’s endless worthless mysteries, to be forgotten by next week.

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