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In these trying (often boring) times don’t forget to “Stay the F*ck at Home”

Here’s is the original poem that was set to music →→→  Stay The Fuck At Home

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  • Andy Havens March 28, 2020, 9:47 AM

    His blue dinosaur/dragon/whatever appears to be appalled by the salty language.

  • Jack March 28, 2020, 11:24 AM

    Yep, I agree.

  • PA Cat March 28, 2020, 3:41 PM

    Here’s a much less salty but good-humored bit of advice for cats on how to keep a healthful schedule during quarantine. After all, die Katzen know they are good company for their human slaves during these trying times:


  • John the River March 29, 2020, 9:18 AM

    Cats can suffer too because of the pandemic, our young friend had to go to the Animal Hospital; but unlike every other time our cats were sick or hurt, we couldn’t go in with them to hold and comfort them in the scary place. The new rules in our area are park in front of the door, call the front desk, wait inside the car for an aide to come out to take our friend in. While we wait in the car and Max has to endure the handling of strangers without our comfort. And he HATES strangers, we have friends that have never seen him. He disappears before they get out of the car.

    BTW, earlier this morning I couldn’t get onto AD, got a Wordpress error. Thought I should mention it.

  • Vanderleun March 29, 2020, 9:46 AM

    Good information about the kitty John. I was fortunate since Olive’s annual checkup and shot boosting moment (she needs to be sedated at the vet) happened several weeks back.

  • ghostsniper March 30, 2020, 4:26 AM

    “And he HATES strangers, we have friends that have never seen him.”
    True here too. We have 4 cats and no one but my wife and me has ever seen them. lol When they hear a noise that is not expected, VAMOOSE!, they is gone!

    Every cat we have ever had received their initial shots and then never received any more. We have an established plan where it has been impossible for over 30 years for any of them to escape our domain. They all live like lazy kings, though all 4 are gurlz. Queens?

  • rabbit tobacco March 30, 2020, 7:05 AM

    Supposedly the origination of the word f*ck
    came from prostitutes being charged a fee
    to practice their trade. Hence: Fornication
    Under Consent of the King