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In China they’re doing advanced calculus. Here our mentally deficient are arguing about 2+2.

Here’s how math’s being taught in Seattle public schools now:

Don’t think this sort of brain cancer can be cured through reform. It requires a purge.

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  • Anonymous August 5, 2020, 3:05 AM

    Well sure, in Base Ten 2 + 2 = 4.
    But in Base Three there’s no such thing as “four”;
    you count like this:
    01, 02, 10, 11, 12, 20, 21, 22, 30.
    (30 in Base Three is the same as “9” in Base Ten)
    So, 2 + 2 = 11. D’uh.
    Q.E.D.

    There are 10 kinds of people in the world,
    those who understand binary mathematics,
    and those who don’t.

  • nunnya bidnez, jr August 5, 2020, 3:06 AM

    (that was me commenting as anonymous)

  • I Am Who I Am August 5, 2020, 3:26 AM

    Interesting, isn’t it, that all those who advocate against 2+2=4 always insist it must be 2+2=5. They are wrong! The true counting number is 3. To wit: https://youtu.be/SNTzOBKs1bA

  • H August 5, 2020, 4:33 AM

    Now we know what Joe Biden has been doing locked up in his basement.

  • ghostsniper August 5, 2020, 4:58 AM

    Sansui QRX-7500

  • Stargazer August 5, 2020, 5:09 AM

    Doesn’t add up.

  • Jack August 5, 2020, 7:33 AM

    Another vid on maffematics and such as.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8XMeocLflc

  • Auntie Analogue August 5, 2020, 8:07 AM

    More classic Math genius . . . : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HvGven4qJ0

  • Harry August 5, 2020, 9:27 AM

    Jack & Auntie Analogue: Fake math you can trust.

  • Juliette August 5, 2020, 10:13 AM

    “How important is it to be right?” Well, according to my financial institution, it’s pretty damn important. Clearly, they simply aren’t woke enough to handle my funds.

  • tim August 5, 2020, 10:29 AM

    The shitshow is accelerating exponentially with nonsense pushing the pedal and absurdity at the wheel. This will end well.

  • Snakepit Kansas August 5, 2020, 11:05 AM

    Explain your taxes to the IRS with that logic and you will go to the pokey.

  • BonafideView August 5, 2020, 12:09 PM

    May future engineers learn their mathematics and calculus from homeschooling.

  • Jewel August 5, 2020, 1:19 PM

    It is a gripping theme in every culture, the nature of reality.
    2+2=5in Iran: https://youtu.be/EHAuGA7gqFU
    And math in Australia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM
    2+2 = also 22, or 22,000: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh3Yz3PiXZw
    It’s definitely not five, though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJAV8

  • James ONeil August 5, 2020, 3:50 PM

    Even though the price I pay for a cardboard container holding 2+2 bottles of Guinness today, at a liquor store is the same price as I used to pay for a six-pack, 2+2 ain’t a six-pack!

  • IB Joe August 5, 2020, 8:01 PM

    Black mathjic.

  • JEAN CARBONE August 6, 2020, 2:33 PM
  • goy August 6, 2020, 3:23 PM

    All foreshadowed years ago…
    “In America today, we already live in a broken, “2 + 2 = 5″ world: insolvency and massive debt are encouraged; sloth and subterfuge are rewarded through social welfare; productivity is punished through punitive taxation; corruption goes unchallenged; illiterate liberal celebrities preach with unassailable moral authority; hysteria, repetition and propaganda pass for truth; terrorist cultures are lionized while democracies are denigrated; the People and their property are seen as little more than a source of revenue for an ever-growing, unaccountable government; and everything right down to one’s waistline is politicized. Looking back, it’s clear that we arrived here through 70+ years of political and social compromise with “2 + 2 = 6″ ideology, as espoused by the moral adolescents of the left.”

    https://web.archive.org/web/20141021003608/http://www.agoyandhisblog.com/2009/09/01/compromising-with-moral-adolescence-a-losing-strategy/