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Impeachment: The Fallout by Casey Klahn

Biden: “How did I get under this bus?”

DNC: “Shut up, creepy uncle Joe!”

Trump: “Get me the designers so I can refurnish the oval office 2 years from now. After my HUGE landslide.”

Melania: “Oh! I’ll pick out the new china!”

Trump: “Darling, we call that boneware or tableware. Pick out a lot of it!”

Pelosi: ”Has anyone seen my Xanax?”

CNN President: “Double the advertising outlook, and get me a box of Cubanos! We are rolling in it, baby!”

American people: “At least with congress working on the impeachment, they won’t be making any more new laws!”

Putin: “Ukraine! The gift that keeps on giving!”

Hillary: “Why didn’t I win by 200 electoral votes?!? @#$%^&*!! I could be getting impeached right now! Bill! You SOB! Get me my moomoo and thigh boots!”

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  • Joseph Krill September 26, 2019, 9:51 AM

    Biden: “What is this soft white paper all over me?”

    DNC: “Shut up, creepy uncle Joe, it’s Charmin!”

  • Snakepit Kansas September 27, 2019, 4:42 AM

    I spent a chunk of yesterday in various airports. For some reason almost all airports run CNN non-stop. CNN is SURE that they have the goods on Bad Orange Man this time! More manufactured drama.

  • Casey Klahn September 27, 2019, 8:16 AM

    Proud of this. Thanks, Gerard, and thanks for the italics – perfectly played.

  • Vanderleun September 27, 2019, 10:34 AM

    Three more commentors like you and some others here and I won’t have to write at all. Excellent.

  • Casey Klahn September 27, 2019, 2:22 PM

    Well, okay, but I’ll need to learn English, first.

    Nah. You are irreplaceable, G.