Biden: “How did I get under this bus?”
DNC: “Shut up, creepy uncle Joe!”
Trump: “Get me the designers so I can refurnish the oval office 2 years from now. After my HUGE landslide.”
Melania: “Oh! I’ll pick out the new china!”
Trump: “Darling, we call that boneware or tableware. Pick out a lot of it!”
Pelosi: ”Has anyone seen my Xanax?”
CNN President: “Double the advertising outlook, and get me a box of Cubanos! We are rolling in it, baby!”
American people: “At least with congress working on the impeachment, they won’t be making any more new laws!”
Putin: “Ukraine! The gift that keeps on giving!”
Hillary: “Why didn’t I win by 200 electoral votes?!? @#$%^&*!! I could be getting impeached right now! Bill! You SOB! Get me my moomoo and thigh boots!”
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Biden: “What is this soft white paper all over me?”
DNC: “Shut up, creepy uncle Joe, it’s Charmin!”
I spent a chunk of yesterday in various airports. For some reason almost all airports run CNN non-stop. CNN is SURE that they have the goods on Bad Orange Man this time! More manufactured drama.
Proud of this. Thanks, Gerard, and thanks for the italics – perfectly played.
Three more commentors like you and some others here and I won’t have to write at all. Excellent.
Well, okay, but I’ll need to learn English, first.
Nah. You are irreplaceable, G.