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A Wicker Basket
Comes the time when it’s later
and onto your table the headwaiter
puts the bill, and very soon after
rings out the sound of lively laughter—
Picking up change, hands like a walrus,
and a face like a barndoor’s,
and a head without any apparent size,
nothing but two eyes—
So that’s you, man,
or me. I make it as I can,
I pick up, I go
faster than they know—
Out the door, the street like a night,
any night, and no one in sight,
but then, well, there she is,
old friend Liz—
And she opens the door of her cadillac,
I step in back,
and we’re gone.
She turns me on—
There are very huge stars, man, in the sky,
and from somewhere very far off someone hands me a slice of apple pie,
with a gob of white, white ice cream on top of it,
and I eat it—
Slowly. And while certainly
they are laughing at me, and all around me is racket
of these cats not making it, I make it
in my wicker basket.
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They should set up a stripper pole, —ken
Target, huh?
Welcome to the “Short Memory Span Theater of Doom”.
Never been in one and never will.
Dorothy Parker knew that the waiting game is one both sexes can play:
Here’s “Chant for Dark Hours”:
Some men, some men
Cannot pass a
Book shop.
(Lady, make your mind up, and wait your life away.)
Some men, some men
Cannot pass a
Crap game.
(He said he’d come at moonrise, and here’s another day!)
Some men, some men
Cannot pass a
Bar-room.
(Wait about, and hang about, and that’s the way it goes.)
Some men, some men
Cannot pass a
Woman.
(Heaven never send me another one of those!)
Some men, some men
Cannot pass a
Golf course.
(Read a book, and sew a seam, and slumber if you can.)
Some men, some men
Cannot pass a
Haberdasher’s.
(All your life you wait around for some damn man!)
Needs only a reference to video games and other online hijinks to bring it out of the 1920s.
Ghost,
I think Target is just an upscale WalMarts.
PA Cat,
I love to stop and look at trees and shrubs at Menards. Wife doesn’t seem to mind.
Snake, as far as I can tell Walmart never announced to the entire universe they were opening their restrooms specifically to tranny’s (mentally damaged people).