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If I had been a member of this club I’d still be married to both my ex-wives

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  • ken smith February 23, 2020, 2:17 PM

    They should set up a stripper pole, —ken

  • ghostsniper February 23, 2020, 2:18 PM

    Target, huh?
    Welcome to the “Short Memory Span Theater of Doom”.
    Never been in one and never will.

  • PA Cat February 23, 2020, 2:35 PM

    Dorothy Parker knew that the waiting game is one both sexes can play:
    Here’s “Chant for Dark Hours”:

    Some men, some men
    Cannot pass a
    Book shop.
    (Lady, make your mind up, and wait your life away.)

    Some men, some men
    Cannot pass a
    Crap game.
    (He said he’d come at moonrise, and here’s another day!)

    Some men, some men
    Cannot pass a
    Bar-room.
    (Wait about, and hang about, and that’s the way it goes.)

    Some men, some men
    Cannot pass a
    Woman.
    (Heaven never send me another one of those!)

    Some men, some men
    Cannot pass a
    Golf course.
    (Read a book, and sew a seam, and slumber if you can.)

    Some men, some men
    Cannot pass a
    Haberdasher’s.
    (All your life you wait around for some damn man!)

    Needs only a reference to video games and other online hijinks to bring it out of the 1920s.

  • Snakepit Kansas February 24, 2020, 4:44 AM

    Ghost,
    I think Target is just an upscale WalMarts.

    PA Cat,
    I love to stop and look at trees and shrubs at Menards. Wife doesn’t seem to mind.

  • ghostsniper February 24, 2020, 8:50 AM

    Snake, as far as I can tell Walmart never announced to the entire universe they were opening their restrooms specifically to tranny’s (mentally damaged people).