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How to Improve Our National Parks and Gene Pool with One Bullet

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  • H July 13, 2019, 5:24 PM

    There’s never a grizzly bear around when you need one.

  • Drewbicle July 13, 2019, 5:48 PM

    We don’t have grizzlies here on the Gulf Coast but our bull sharks serve the same purpose.
    Mothers Nature knows best and makes accommodations.

  • Walter Sobchak July 13, 2019, 7:11 PM

    Why not send him to a convention of Social Justice Warriors.

  • Patvann July 13, 2019, 7:33 PM

    In this case, a single stick in the spokes.
    The noise of him landing on Satan’s Squeezebox would be glorious.

  • Kevin in PA July 14, 2019, 12:00 AM

    Is it too much to expect that one might walk in the wilds without being assaulted by the cacaphony of some wanna-be circus act in training? WTF!

    Ammo would be a waste. Stick in the spokes should do the trick.

  • Marica July 14, 2019, 5:23 AM

    7:18 am. Only two cups in. I could have just moved on. Instead, I hit the arrow. What was I thinking?

  • Djon July 14, 2019, 7:04 AM

    And you guys make fun of Florida Man.
    At least Florida man thinks he knows what he’s doing.

  • Sam L. July 14, 2019, 8:16 AM

    That guy ain’t no Weird Al Yankovic!

  • J July 14, 2019, 11:28 AM

    Yes but the irony of the direction the barrel is pointing gets lost.

  • Nori July 14, 2019, 12:57 PM

    They make All-Terrain-Unicycles? Huh.
    Where’s the cougar…here kitty,kitty…follow the moron…

  • Auntie Analogue July 14, 2019, 5:50 PM

    The Sierra Club meets The Gong Show.

  • Larry Geiger July 15, 2019, 5:38 AM

    Rainbow person. Go to a Rainbow gathering. You will see many, many such examples.