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How the Bidenista Bolsheviks are busting the American joint out. . .

That would be 87,000 new Goodfellas comin’ right at chu Get ready.

Now the guy has got to come up with Paulie’s money every week, no matter what.

Business bad? Fuck you, pay me.
You had a fire? Fuck you, pay ma.
The place got hit by lighting? Fuck you, pay me.

Also, Paulie could do anything. Especially run up bills on the joint’s credit. Why not? Nobody’s gonna pay for it anyway.

As soon as the deliveries are made in the front door, you move the stuff out the back and sell it at a discount. You take a two hundred dollar case of booze and sell it for a hundred. It doesn’t matter. It’s all profit.

And, finally, when there’s nothing left when you can’t borrow another buck from the bank or buy another case of booze, you bust the joint out.

You light a match.

Gerard Van der Leun // 1692 Mangrove Ave Apt: 379
Chico, CA 95926

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  • jiminalaska August 26, 2022, 11:05 AM

    To sum up the many thoughts crossing my mind reading the above:


  • Casey Klahn August 26, 2022, 12:18 PM

    Except for divine providence, we’re looking at the mob activity soon, and from every mob agency: the IRS, FBI, ATF, BIA, Interior, HEW (if that still exists). As a form of petition for such providence, I will say the following:

    Some ballsy political leader has got to empty out these corrupt political mafiosos, and put the employees from the IRS, FBI, CIA, etc., in army uniforms and in the fukn army. No basic training. Same armaments they have now pointed at the citizenry will be pointed outward at China and Russia. Give them mindless jobs – hell, make up a Snuffy Smith Corps of ex-government civilian agents and have them mow grass by hand, paint rocks white, check fuel and ammo storage, empty bed pans…menial jobs. It’ll be a cheap way to bolster our defense, and a kind of cruel punishment for the ass-wipers in DC. Those who don’t qualify for the army will go straight to jail. And, it’ll be an army jail with Earnest Borgnine as the warden.

    From this typewriter to God’s ears. Amen.

    • jiminalaska August 26, 2022, 1:55 PM

      Good plan but first we need remove the woke from positions of authority in the services.

    • ThisIsNotNutella August 26, 2022, 6:41 PM

      Last time anyone with even a snowflake’s chance in hell of making it so opined those kinds of thoughts he got pink-misted pronto and his widow whored herself out to one of those Greeks Bearing Gifts.

  • ghostsniper August 26, 2022, 12:36 PM

    87,000 (real) MAGA voters
    87,000 IRS agents
    or plan?

    • ghostsniper August 26, 2022, 1:38 PM

      Er, 87mil MAGA voters.
      That’s 1000 new jackboots per voter.

      • nunnya bidnez, jr August 26, 2022, 3:32 PM

        ummm, yer holding yer slide rule upside down.
        it’s a thousand MAGA versus each IRS.
        a thousand to one. good ratio.
        easy peasy.

        • ghostsniper August 26, 2022, 6:07 PM

          somebody mustov slipped me a mickey, howd I get that rong, twice?

  • Sid V August 26, 2022, 1:10 PM

    An in your face provocation, a giant middle finger to America – they absolutely hate us and want us to know it. They’ve essentially declared war on half the country. If you know any IRS, DOJ, FBI employees – return the favor – treat these people with contempt and hate. Too harsh you say? Well, who started it? Wasn’t us!

  • Skorpion August 26, 2022, 3:14 PM

    My favorite movie of all time. That’s just one of many brilliant scenes in it, and perfectly sums up the protection racket.

    • Jack August 27, 2022, 7:17 AM

      Quite different from The God Father but absolutely one of the very best gangster films ever made. Rest-In-Peace Paul Sorvino, you were brilliant.

  • Mike Austin August 27, 2022, 2:59 AM

    Something like that very scene happened this week in Washington DC. Millennials whined about their student loan debt. Biden then announced his new policy concerning student loans. The middle class erupted in outrage. Biden’s response? “Fuck you. Pay me.”

    • John the River August 27, 2022, 6:04 AM

      As CFP noted this morning, 200 aides on Bidens staff are eligible for the tuition bailout.

      Charity begins in the (White) House.

      • Mike Austin August 27, 2022, 6:11 AM

        The astounding excellence of the Biden regime proceeds apace:

        “According to Axios, the White House didn’t bother to gather the data on eligibility, didn’t create a system which would check it, and has no system yet in place to fully complete the process…The White House doesn’t know exactly how many eligible borrowers will actually end up applying for loan forgiveness — or how much it will cost.”

        The presidency has gone from this:


        To this:


        Step right up! Get your tickets! On with the show!

  • Fuel Filter August 27, 2022, 6:30 AM

    For your consideration…this dude is one great writer! New posts every Monday and Friday.


  • Callmelennie August 27, 2022, 8:17 AM

    The ten minute stretch from Tommy DeVito’s “Funny how” scene thru “Help me, Paulie” to “Fuck you, pay me” is the highest level of guy film Nirvana to ever bedazzle the Silver Screen … Seriously, the best 10 minute stretch of dialogues between dudes ever filmed. Nothing else even comes close.

    I mean, even the throwaway lines should be considered all time great movie quotes

    You know anything about this restaurant business (Paulie to Henry)

    You kidding me? He knows everything about the business. Hes in here all the time. A couple more minutes, he could be a fucking stool. Thats how often he’s in here.