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When I was younger so much younger than today
I never needed anybiden’s help in any way
But now these days are gone, I’m not so self assured
Now I find I’ve lost my mind and voted for the whores

Help me if you can, I’m feeling broke
And I do appreciate you being ‘woke
Help me get more money all for free
Won’t you please steal for me?

And now my strife has changed in oh so many ways
All my freedoms seem to vanish in this maze
And every now and then I feel just like a whore
See I need you to work so I can cop and score.

Help me if you can, I’m feeling brown
And I do appreciate you fucking ’round
Help me get more freebies by the pound
Won’t you please, please steal for me?

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  • John Fisher January 27, 2022, 11:08 AM

    Don’t know if Lennon and McCarthy will forgive you, but I like it.

  • Hyland January 27, 2022, 12:50 PM

    Ringo was always such a good sport. I like that the remaining Beatles haven’t demanded their music be removed from every platform that, at the same time, would support Joe Rogan’s “misinformation” campaign. I remember when Neil Young used to sing “four dead in Ohio” and was totally distrustful of the man. Now Neil is on his knees and obeys the man shamelessly.

    • Casey Klahn January 27, 2022, 4:14 PM

      I have some personal animosity against Neil Young. I am having no small schadenfreude at his downfall.

      • Hyland January 27, 2022, 6:05 PM

        Enjoy it further. Neil continues to double and triple down towards his own Darwin Awards trophy. As Bugs Bunny used to say… “What a maroon.” https://tinyurl.com/2p948vmf

      • Rob De Witt January 27, 2022, 6:57 PM

        In my carefully considered musical opinion, Neil Young is and has always been a whiny punk. The absolute pinnacle of his artistic creativity was perfectly characterized by Christopher Guest 40 years ago:


        • Hyland January 27, 2022, 7:44 PM

          Thanks Rob! What a freaky fine sarcastic bit of artistry. Never heard that until now.

        • Dirk January 27, 2022, 9:06 PM

          Where do you find this stuff, pure treasure!


      • Mike Austin January 28, 2022, 4:38 AM

        I have despised him for decades.

      • Boat Guy January 28, 2022, 7:56 AM

        Ich auch

        • Mike Austin January 29, 2022, 4:45 PM

          Ja. Ich bin mit dir einverstanden.

  • x Menticide January 28, 2022, 12:24 PM

    At one of those portentous aid thingee recording sessions, David Foster had the temerity to tell Neil that he sang flat, to which Neil replied, “That’s my style, man”.
    Neil wasn’t having any of that pitch-shaming!