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Gaffe-a-minute Biden: Hillary 2.0

In the 32nd year of his Presidential Campaign Biden Slurs His Way Through First Speech

He opened: “I want to thank Rich Fritzgerald, the county executive for — the baladanny — the Alleghengy County executive for being here.”

“The country wasn’t built by Wall St. bankers, CEOs, and hudge — heh — and hedge fund managers,” Biden stammered during what was supposed to be a headline moment.

At various points he stumbled over words like “dignity,” “successful,” and “hospitals.” Occasionally words were entirely indecipherable. “Union workers, the UAW took extredable — cuts in their pensions and their future and the less to get GM working,” Biden said.


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  • Chris May 1, 2019, 2:46 PM

    Man I’ve listened to drunk people that speak better then that….

  • Jewel May 1, 2019, 6:39 PM
  • Jewel May 1, 2019, 6:40 PM
  • Jaynie May 2, 2019, 4:35 AM

    Jewel, wickedly funny! Still laughing. Thanks for that!

  • Anonymous May 2, 2019, 4:56 AM

    Compare and contrast to Trump who routinely goes a full hour, unscripted, funny, interesting and engaging and persuasive, a real communicator who clearly loves every minute of it. On the campaign trail, often multiple times in a day. Absolutely incredible energy. He’s the perfect campaigner.

  • Former Lurker May 2, 2019, 6:10 AM

    Okay, so wait a minute. If the country wasn’t built by Wall St. bankers, CEOs, and hudge — heh — and hedge fund managers, and per him and his former boss, it wasn’t built by you/us, then who the f* built this country?

    And wasn’t the UAW pretty much given total control over GM while he was VP?

  • Richard May 2, 2019, 6:55 AM

    Saddest words; what might have been. Dream Ticket: Joe Biden/Foster Brooks

  • ghostsniper May 2, 2019, 10:17 AM

    Silly: “we” built everything, with “help” from the gov’t of course. It takes a village ya know.

    Regarding the diff in speaking between Trump and plug, one does it for a living the other does it from necessity. IOW, Trump has led a life where what he says has a direct influence on his ass pocket so it is imperative that he learn to do it right – “Art of the Deal: ferinstance.

    plug on the other hand does not bear that burden. He only has to con more people than his opponent every few years then he gets to sit back and relax.

    Trump never gets to relax, nor does he want to. Being energized and getting stuff done is who Trump is, it is his life. We’re talking ideology here, the core of who each is. Trump is a doer, plug is a lazy ass – thats why he was drawn to the gov’t in the first place.

    When you understand what all that means you get a perspective on how all this gov’t stuff is for Trump. Analogy: You’re driving on an interstate at 80 mph for 3 hours and as you get to your destination in the big city you must slow down to say, 35mph and from your perspective it seems like you are barely moving. Trump is used to getting a hundred things done by lunch time everyday cause he’s working on the interstate scale. But when he took over the whitehouse he was suddenly thrust backwards into a school zone with all the gov’t red tape and heinous levels of bureaucracy. Trumps a delegator. First thing in the morning he assigns jobs to a hundred different people but all of them have to weave through the red tape too, some are willing but some resist, cause they are lazy gov’t workers. So you see lots of firing and hiring, Trump trying to get a team that can get stuff done. All this requires a lot of speaking, thinking on the feet, adjusting on the fly, keeping the eye on the goal.

    biden on the other hand, who’s greatest role what that of a criminal negro shadow, sits around taking up space and squeezing gurlz. Everything worthwhile that plug has gotten done in the past 40 years can be done by Trump in about 10 minutes. plug will end his political career as a washed up nothing with Trumps boot prints on both ass cheeks. biden is one of the greatest embarrassments in US history and should bear the burden of his behavior for eternity.

  • tim May 2, 2019, 1:30 PM

    Sure he’s a slurring clown, a groper, and a big ole liar to boot, but it’ll matter little. He’ll pull in the votes, just like that retched bitch Hillary, and will either make us all pucker on election night or actually win. You betch’a. Hey man, I’m serious. Just buy a shotgun.

  • Uncle Jefe May 2, 2019, 6:03 PM

    Look at that picture…
    They bussed in the retirement home.
    25% of those folks won’t even be alive on election day 2020.
    At least, I hope not…

  • Uncle Jefe May 2, 2019, 6:05 PM

    Especially the two fat fucking “minders” front and center.

  • Snakepit Kansas May 3, 2019, 4:39 AM

    Sounded like ol Plug got some of that Botox in his mouth.

  • SB May 3, 2019, 7:11 AM

    I doubt there will be more than a half dozen people in that room who will still be around in 2020. Joe had better rethink his target audience.

  • ghostsniper May 3, 2019, 1:33 PM

    He forces himself on females of all ages and scares old people.
    He’s considered the best the dems can come up with.
    Trumps gonna mop the floor.
    Politics in this country now are laughable and pathetic.
    The decline continues and accelerates….

  • Foo May 6, 2019, 10:57 PM

    Between Brain Freeze Pelosi and Old Slow Joe its arguablt true the Dem staffers are commiting elder abuse propping them up in front of teleprompters.