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DAVE PORTNOY speaks for all Americans. It’s time to start to burn the rats out of the nation.

“Exterminator. You got rats. Rats.”

And this is not a metaphor.  Governors.

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  • ghostsniper May 15, 2020, 2:43 PM

    The governor of Indiana was on TV telling everybody to maintain 6′ intervals and wear masks and gloves and 2 hours later he was captured on video in a restaurant doing none of that.

    There is only 1 cure for the disease that inflicts that governor but unfortunately it is more dangerous (for him) than the disease. It involves a high speed truck with a frame mounted trailer hitch and a 20′ length of 1″ hemp rope.

  • Jewel May 15, 2020, 6:27 PM
  • WB May 15, 2020, 7:02 PM

    According to Dave Portnoy’s rant, Fauci testified: “if we reopen the country too quick, everyone’s dead.” That’s dramatic (and it is a rant, after all), but what Fauci actually said was a lot more restrained:

    “My concern that if some areas — cities, states or what have you — jump over those various checkpoints and prematurely open up, without having the capability of being able to respond effectively and efficiently, my concern is we will start to see little spikes that might turn into outbreaks.”

    “There is a real risk that you will trigger an outbreak that you may not be able to control, which in fact, paradoxically, will set you back, not only leading to some suffering and death that could be avoided but could even set you back on the road to try to get economic recovery,”

  • Terry May 15, 2020, 8:11 PM

    @ WB
    You must be a Fauci fan. Best that you do a thorough research of Fauci before quoting the bastard and attempting to spread cake frosting on a turd.

  • WB May 15, 2020, 8:55 PM

    What do I need to research? I’m merely pointing out that the rant that supposedly “speaks for all Americans” is – not to be coy about it – an outright lie. It’s attacking Fauci for something he didn’t say. Calling him a bastard isn’t a response, it’s a tantrum.

  • Jeff Brokaw May 16, 2020, 7:00 AM

    Loved this rant, and when a guy like him has had enough, I would bet the majority of Americans (or close to it) is there as well.