My wife—Lucretia de Sade de Trollop de Boyle—got pretty horny when she saw that.
“Now THAT’s a REAL man. Lance! YOU’RE not that big, ARE you?”
Always with the insults…..
Auntie AnalogueFebruary 15, 2022, 3:35 PM
Decades ago Howie Mandel did a comic routine of inflating a latex glove (or was it a condom?) over his head.
My favorite line of his was- “Giving money and power to congress is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
gwbnycFebruary 15, 2022, 6:39 PM
it should be chiseled in his gravestone.
my first reaction to the news was to compare our ages. it was not a good reaction.
I’ve read national lampoon is cited as the first non-Jewish humor replacing the status quo.
KCKFebruary 15, 2022, 8:29 PM
“medical misinformation”??
Who coins phrases like that? It’s right out of Joseph Goebbels.
There are 2 kinds of facts. State facts, and misinformation. If you traffic in misinformation, your bank account will be frozen. Then, the camps…
gwFebruary 15, 2022, 8:44 PM
Seems perfectly suited for the CDC.
DennyFebruary 16, 2022, 6:22 AM
Doctor Dickhead
enn essFebruary 16, 2022, 11:39 AM
I’ve always thought, from the very beginning, that a plastic bag tied tightly around the neck offered the best protection, works exceedingly well for 90% of gommermint employees too. Problem solved.
waitingForTheStormFebruary 17, 2022, 6:21 AM
I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks for the comic relief.
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Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Gerard Van der Leun
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Hilarious!
Definitely for Trudeau
Well that didn’t last long.
It certainly didn’t.
WOW- no kidding!
Taken down (AKA censored) in record time. What a shame that liberals and socialists are so terrified of the truth.
did it show ta-ta’s?
askin’ for two friends.
What a hoot!
Google sucks.
Whatever it was, must have been really effective!
My wife—Lucretia de Sade de Trollop de Boyle—got pretty horny when she saw that.
“Now THAT’s a REAL man. Lance! YOU’RE not that big, ARE you?”
Always with the insults…..
Decades ago Howie Mandel did a comic routine of inflating a latex glove (or was it a condom?) over his head.
And blew a sinus
I’m late to the party again. Missed it.
Anyway, I will post this here. In memory of a very funny man.
P.J. O’Rourke is dead. Lung cancer.
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/pj-orourke-passes-away/
My favorite line of his was- “Giving money and power to congress is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
it should be chiseled in his gravestone.
my first reaction to the news was to compare our ages. it was not a good reaction.
I’ve read national lampoon is cited as the first non-Jewish humor replacing the status quo.
“medical misinformation”??
Who coins phrases like that? It’s right out of Joseph Goebbels.
There are 2 kinds of facts. State facts, and misinformation. If you traffic in misinformation, your bank account will be frozen. Then, the camps…
Seems perfectly suited for the CDC.
Doctor Dickhead
I’ve always thought, from the very beginning, that a plastic bag tied tightly around the neck offered the best protection, works exceedingly well for 90% of gommermint employees too. Problem solved.
I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks for the comic relief.