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FALL OF CIVILIZATION DAILY “All the News that Fits We Print”

by on October 16, 2019

Commenter John the River requests, Some more pictures of cute puppies interwoven between the stories of the ‘Fall of Civilization’ would be appreciated.

Challenge Accepted!

•Tough Housing Market Forces More Millennials To Live In Van Down By The River
•Snopes: ‘The Claim That Trump Is Hitler Lacks Concrete Evidence But Alludes To A Deeper Truth’
•Saudi Arabia Closes Down New Chick-Fil-A Location For Disappointing Lack Of Homophobia 
•Radical, Far-Right Library Just Has Books, No Drag Queens
•Haunted House For Progressives Just Normal Conservative Man’s Home Containing Bibles, Guns, And A Copy Of The Constitution
•Constitution Slowly Disappearing Like In ‘Back To The Future’
•Beto Proposes Renaming First Ten Amendments ‘The Bill Of Wrongs’
•Washington Post Article On Evils Of Capitalism Hidden Behind Paywall 
•Progressive Utopia Of California Becomes First State To Eliminate Electricity Entirely
•Nation’s Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They’ll Follow New Gun Laws
•Oppressed Chinese Citizens Apologize To NBA Players For Disrupting Their Difficult Week
•New York Times Reveals Source On Kavanaugh Allegations Was Reputable Nigerian Prince
•In Response To Question About Raising Taxes, Elizabeth Warren Comes Out As A Gay Man

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  • John the River October 16, 2019, 4:00 PM

    Mercy…

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  • John the River October 16, 2019, 4:15 PM

    Ah! The Babylon Bee!

    Well played, well played…

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  • Terry October 16, 2019, 4:44 PM

    Puppy pictures are nice. I have a four year old Doberman female that sits/lies across the front room from me on her own eight foot long couch. So how about a few pictures of cute, non tattooed young ladies for me to view between the images of the international disaster now in progress. Just one or two nice images on occasion would do.

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  • ghostsniper October 16, 2019, 5:50 PM

    Any of those headlines COULD be true.
    The world is a satire.

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  • Nori October 16, 2019, 8:52 PM

    Indeed. Those headlines are,or will be proved true.

    Down By the River.
    Did’nt Neil not-so-Young have that van?

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While this America settles in the mould of its vulgarity, heavily thickening 
to empire
And protest, only a bubble in the molten mass, pops and sighs out, and the 
mass hardens,
I sadly smiling remember that the flower fades to make fruit, the fruit rots
 to make earth.

Out of the mother; and through the spring exultances, ripeness and decadence; and home to the mother.
You making haste haste on decay: not blameworthy; life is good, be it stubbornly long or suddenly
A mortal splendor: meteors are not needed less than mountains:
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Never has been compulsory, when the cities lie at the monster’s feet there
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 insufferable master.

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