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Everything I Really Need to Know About Russiagate I Learned In This Two Minute Meuller Supercut

Famous sayings that somehow didn’t come true:

“The beginning of the end of the Trump presidency…”

“The tipping point…”

“The walls are closing in…”

“Trump’s going down…”

“He will not serve out his term…”


“Trump is in trouble…”

“Trump’s going down…”

“He will not serve out his term – no way, no how”

“He’s done!”

“This will be the watershed week…”

“Today is a turning point…”

“Rumblings of the word ‘impeachment’…”

“A new bombshell…”

“Trump will resign…”

“Tipping point!”

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  • Roy Lofquist July 25, 2019, 8:51 AM

    Anybody remember Vincent “The Chin” Gigante? He was a Mafia Don who faked insanity for years to avoid prosecution. Perhaps rather than being senile Mueller is just a surprisingly good actor.


  • Walter Sobchak July 25, 2019, 10:27 AM

    Couldn’t work up enough care to bother. Let me know when it is over. When the report was not released last October, I knew that it was going to be a complete dud. And so it is.

  • Tom Hyland July 25, 2019, 10:29 AM

    Exactly, Roy! This is what Lionel Nation recently described as the “Sicilian Flu.” He said Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton and anyone who ever knew Epstein will feign dementia rather that answer a direct question. Here’s another 2 minute video… a hilarious compilation of uttered crap… that Mueller was the principal maestro of…

  • Kevin in PA July 25, 2019, 4:47 PM

    I’m with Walter Sobchak on this one. Wake me when Comey, or Clapper, or Brennan, or Hillary are in jail. Until then this is nothig but poor political theater. What a waste of time and money.
    The only good to come of any of this charade is the that Dems look more ridiculous with each passing day.

  • andre July 25, 2019, 5:39 PM

    These morons seek to control this country.

  • Dr. Jay July 26, 2019, 3:47 AM

    Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it’s funny or not?” Godel replies, “We can’t know that because we’re inside the joke.” Chomsky says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

  • Donald Sensing July 26, 2019, 6:02 AM

    Senile? Or was he faking it instead of taking the Fifth because he was a dirty cop forced to testify?

    My God, did you see what happened yesterday… The Emperor not only has no clothes, every time you toss him a reasonable question he acts as though you just woke him up in front of the TV to ask if he wants some oatmeal.

    Did you see what happened yesterday… Robert Mueller is a liar, a brazen liar who wants us to believe he never heard of Fusion GPS.

    Did you see what happened yesterday… Captain America is a partisan monster, a Resistance Vengeance Machine whose precious purview included nothing that matters — Christopher Steele: Not in my purview, bro. The FISA warrants to spy on a sitting president: Not on my purview, bro. Russia’s role in the Steele Dossier: You are totally harshing my purview, bro. Hillary Clinton and the DNC’s role in the Steele dossier: Why are you all up in my purview, bro? The Obama administration’s unprecedented unmasking of Trump officials: Purview, bro. The FBI spying on a presidential campaign: Watch me purview, bro. James Comey’s leaks: I hardly know the man. Fusion GPS: What is this Fusion GPS you speak of?

    There is a lot more.

  • Glenda T. Goode July 26, 2019, 6:30 AM

    What will be the most frustrating is when the libs parse and tweak and otherwise mix up all the mumbling of Mueller into what they will claim is incontrovertible ‘proof’ that Trump is guilty.

    The democrats have never let facts get in the way before………

  • Richard July 26, 2019, 7:57 AM

    And here the MFM has been telling me for the longest time that Mueller’s a standup dude, an Eagle Scout, a real, honest-for-goodness-straight-shooter. A drool cup would have been a nice accoutrement for this pathetic display. What is a boy to do when he cannot believe his betters?
    Seems to me he studied Christine Blasey Ford’s little girl act and put his own spin on it. Guy’s had a great life—-so it gets a little shitty at the end, it does for most of us. And most of us never get remotely close to the kind of power he abused. Thank you for your service and don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
    (Any word on the Clinton Crime Family?)

  • Anonymous July 26, 2019, 3:21 PM

    To all the “wake me up when you have so and so in jail and it’s over” crowd, thanks for all the help. Thanks for nothing, get in the game. Then people sit back and wonder “how did we get in this state?”

  • ghostsniper July 27, 2019, 6:57 AM

    WTF is a bomb “shell”?
    The outer casing of a bomb?
    Why would the outer casing be such a threat, since it is simply the container the guts are held within?
    Wouldn’t the explosive material be the worst threat?
    I mean, a shell sitting over there minding it’s own bidnit is just another inert object, right?
    Oh, now I get it.
    The word bombshell, which has no basis in reality, is just another word toy the criminal media use to urge the retards into a certain direction of thinking, er, reacting. (people that respond accordingly to the criminal media are NOT thinkers but rather emotional basket cases teetering on the edge of insanity)

    When the criminal media uses an emotional word unbased in reality the basket cases, in group, immediately lay rubber for the prescription drugs. BTW, when is that great culling going to occur?

  • Bill Jones July 27, 2019, 9:11 AM
  • John the River July 27, 2019, 11:53 AM

    Let’s return “Celebrity Apprentice” for one more season; with Comey, Hillary, Brennan and Rosenstein.
    Pay per view.

    We could retire the National Debt.