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Even the Birds Know Joe

Hold . . . Hold“America” that’s it! BOMBS AWAY!

And now… even the Saudis diss him.

And if more explication is needed, “Man who stand next to mountain of corn take incoming from corn eating birds, Putz”

The president didn’t seem to notice the white splatter just above his US flag lapel pin and continued speaking — next to an enormous pile of cornmeal — about his decision to allow higher amounts of ethanol in gasoline this summer. After he finished his remarks, Biden mingled with a couple of dozen guests at the facility, none of whom notified him of the unsightly addition to his attire.

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  • Bird Is The Word April 12, 2022, 4:41 PM

    I thought it was the Mystery Babylon Be at first!
    Alfred Hitchcock laughs from beyond.
    According to an interview with Dick Cavett, Hitchcock admitted that roughly 3,200 real birds were trained for use in the film. Hitch also admitted that the ravens were the most clever, while the seagulls were the most ferocious.

    • gwbnyc April 12, 2022, 5:07 PM

      Reports are given at times of ravens seemingly drawing people lost in forest to safety. Actually, they are trying to lure the people towards a predator because the birds cannot pierce skin with their beaks and need a meal of carrion. All they can manage otherwise is to peck out the eyes.

      Last year a young deer was killed by a truck down the road from our place in NC. The turkey buzzards ate at the meat exposed by torn skin, and the eyes, but did not pierce the skin.

      • Ed in Upstate NY April 13, 2022, 5:22 AM

        The ravens and crows (corvids) are so smart they peck out the eyes in order to reach the brain where the real nutrition lies.

  • Mike Austin April 12, 2022, 4:50 PM

    I lived in Argentina for 10 years. The Argentines believe that getting bird shit on you is good luck. Another reason I dislike that race. But then, so does every other South American nation.

    “Question: How do you get rich? Answer: Buy an Argentine for what he’s worth. Sell him for what he thinks he’s worth.”

    That joke would work for Biden as well.

  • gwbnyc April 12, 2022, 4:58 PM

    in NYC that’s known as being anointed. Biden aint invited.

  • jwm April 12, 2022, 5:32 PM

    How bad is it? Even the Saudis are lampooning Slow-Joe, and Kamala the Ugandan. They’re good, too.



  • Dirk April 12, 2022, 6:15 PM

    That’s some good shitting!

  • Freddo April 12, 2022, 11:33 PM

    Look at it from the Saudi side: if the West succeeds with their green pipe dreams then the Saudis loose that market. The West has also shown itself a useless ally by not supporting the war in Jemen, arming ‘moderate’ rebels in Syria, cozying up to Iran and all the whining about that murdered ‘journalist’. Small wonder the Saudis are looking for a new patron, and China must seem the better choice to them.

  • John the River April 13, 2022, 6:23 AM

    OK, the first three blog sites I’ve visited this morning all feature the clip of Joe Potato getting the bird.

    I think that says something about my choice of blog sites.

  • gwbnyc April 13, 2022, 4:36 PM

    Almighty God strike this putrid carbuncle asunder.