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EMBRACE SUNDRESS NATIONALISM!


Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course untrimmed:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st,
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

— Shakespeare

Sundress Nationalism Ah yes. . . the sundress. That flowy, lightweight symbol of summertime that highlights curves and has pitched more tents than the Cabela’s catalog.

Ladies, I don’t think this is a secret. . . men love sundresses. It is our favorite item in your wardrobe.

So what’s the big deal, why do dudes go ape for sundresses? Well, according to noted sundress enthusiast, @bokoharambe: “The sundress is the perfect balance of sexy and cute. Covering more than enough for modesty, but showing your woman off enough to make sure your friends know how lucky you are.” Harambe adds that “the sundress is the perfect female article of clothing.”

I think our adoration for this warm-weather wrap goes a step beyond that, though. The sundress occupies a very special place in every boy’s mind. Most men can remember the time we first witnessed our crush roll up on the last day of school in an outfit that just. hit. different.

Cornflower blue with polka dots, cut above the knee and plunging below the neck further than we’d ever seen before, that frock made Suzy Sundress beam with confidence and seared a visage into our brains that we can never shake.

FROM THE EVERDEMENTED AND UNDERSUBSCIRBED   FLAPPR

Soft-Center Dementocrats, Scary Movie, Sundresses and Shakespeare. All in one day. Where else can you find such a bizarre buffet? Nowhere. If you aren’t subscribing to The New American Digest you have to be a stage 5 Democrat and I cannot help you.

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  • John Venlet October 31, 2022, 12:18 PM

    I, for one, totally support women in sundresses, even if it’s not sunny.

  • Mike Austin October 31, 2022, 12:22 PM

    Every male who does not enjoy these videos should be shot on sight. I had never heard so many words defining the female breasts as were mentioned in that video. But remember: A sun dress only works on women who control their weight. Even ten pounds overweight ruins the effect. The sundress then becomes little more than a shower curtain or a tablecloth.

  • Punchy the Clown Pinball October 31, 2022, 12:38 PM

    They are so hot in the summertime!
    Two thumbs up to all the ladies who taught their youngsters how to dress to impress.
    The tease is always better than some graphic exploitation of unreal sexual expectation.

  • Walter Sobchak October 31, 2022, 1:23 PM
    • Terry October 31, 2022, 5:37 PM

      Sorry Walter, no ladies in sun dress pictures, so I have to rate your YT link a dud.

      I have a picture of one of my grand nieces in a hot summer evening dress that is killer. I need to figure out how to post pictures here. I cannot store images on third party sites in good faith.

  • ghostsniper October 31, 2022, 1:31 PM

    The best thing about a sun dress is that in 3 shakes of a lambs tail and it’s on the floor.

    • John Venlet October 31, 2022, 1:45 PM

      Sometimes even faster than that!

  • Steve (retired/recovering lawyer) November 1, 2022, 6:13 AM

    After all the Hallowe’en posts, I welcome this healthy change of subject. Gerard, you had me worried there for a time.

  • Jack November 1, 2022, 6:48 AM

    I have two beautiful daughters and five nieces that turn every man’s head and in sun dresses they are in a class by themselves.

    I also have a pair of stepdaughters. Neither can get away with it but one of those two has no idea and she’ll show up trying to look appealing with the absolute reverse effect.

  • leelu November 2, 2022, 8:12 AM

    I love shapely women in sundresses.
    Followed closely by shapely women in the notorious little black dress.

  • rotten ralf November 4, 2022, 1:24 AM

    …praying for a little breeze…