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Drive-By: Presenting, in Halves, the “New Chevy Cruz”

by on March 24, 2018
 

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  • Pickle Rick March 24, 2018, 1:15 PM

    Take your limp dicked millenial fagmobile and stick it in your ass, Chevy.
    http://i.imgur.com/RlQX1Ze.gif

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  • ghostsniper March 24, 2018, 2:31 PM

    @PikRik, Smoke Wagon with a smokestack.
    White on the bottom and black on the top. YEE-HAWWWW
    Yubz the smell of burnin’ rubbah.

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  • Kevin Dickson March 25, 2018, 7:43 AM

    Glad you took on this series of commercials. I hate it when advertisers pretend that their commercials are unscripted when you know every scene was filmed 50 times before they got the product they were looking for.

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  • Eskyman March 25, 2018, 1:19 PM

    G. B. Shaw: “The secret of success is honesty. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

    George Burns said the same thing, only he said it was “sincerity” that you had to fake.

    Hillary would have won, except she had a hard time faking honesty AND sincerity! 😉 No amount of rehearsal will overcome that, the phoniness just shines through.

    I’d like to see the car that the outspoken gent did like, but I agree with his assessment of the one on display!

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  • Larry Geiger March 26, 2018, 6:15 AM

    “I’d like to see the car that the outspoken gent did like”. F150. Dodge Ram Hemi. Silverado2500HD. Porsche 911. Kawasaki Ninja H2 (Oh wait…). etc…

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