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Liz Cheney says: I am big, it’s Wyoming that got small – The New Neo

Gerard Van der Leun // 1692 Mangrove Ave Apt: 379
Chico, CA 95926

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  • Blackwing1 August 17, 2022, 8:04 AM

    Mr. Van der Leun:

    Statewide she lost by 66% to 29% (that’s with about 99% of the vote counted), more than 2-to-1. In my county here in the northwest corner it was much worse, about 73% to 24%, or about 3-to-1.

    The ONLY counties in the state in which she actually won were Teton with 75% of the vote (where the multi-billionaires live) and in southeast Albany county where the trustafarians have been exiled into their communes from Colorado, and even there it was Lizzie with 50% and Hageman with 47%.

    The level of hypocrisy in all of her speeches, twits, and web postings is just amazing considering that she has:

    – Suborned perjury from a witness in a congressional hearing (both she and the witness had to know it was physically impossible for Trump to try to seize the steering wheel of the presidential limo).

    – Encouraged primary vote fraud in WY by posting and e-mailing complete step-by-step instructions to Democrats on how to change their registration for the sole purpose of the primary to “R”. While not technically illegal it is certainly immoral and unethical.

    Of course, as with all collectivist, statist, authoritarians if it weren’t for double-standards they wouldn’t have any standards at all.

  • Mike Austin August 17, 2022, 9:01 AM

    Cheney, now that she is unemployed, might send an application to Pornhub. There she could assume her rightful position. Perhaps she could make a video with Hunter Biden.

    • PA Cat August 17, 2022, 11:26 AM

      Actually, she could go on tour with her fellow has-been Colin Kaepernick: “While Cheney’s self-indulged fantasies about becoming the country’s next Lincoln is great comedy, there is one figure throughout American history that the Wyoming representative measures up to quite well: former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Much like Kaepernick, who made a Civil War era comparison of his own by relating the NFL draft process to a slave auction, Cheney has always been a washed-up nobody that was never good enough to make it in the pros.”

      More about Cheney as Kaepernick 2.0 here: https://thefederalist.com/2022/08/17/the-best-historical-analog-for-liz-cheney-isnt-lincoln-its-colin-kaepernick/

      • Mike Austin August 17, 2022, 12:05 PM

        Bags of shit like Kaepernick have a great need of having their legs introduced to a Louisville Slugger by way of a modern Anthony “Joe Batters” Accardo. After that, no more worries about “taking a knee”.

  • Gagdad Bob August 17, 2022, 10:09 AM

    The NY Times beat the Babylon Bee to the punch(line) this morning, actually claiming that Cheney is a victim of Republican cancel culture.

    • PA Cat August 17, 2022, 3:03 PM

      The Bee’s take on Liz’s unceremonious departure: “WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a critically acclaimed first season that was allegedly watched by some people, the producers of the January 6th Hearings have sadly confirmed that their star Liz Cheney will not be returning for season 2.

      ‘Liz was a standout in season 1 and we’re sad to see her go,’ said fellow actor and screenwriter for the show Adam Schiff. ‘We will carry on without her, however, as there are many more exciting storylines we have planned for next year!’

      As of now, it is unclear whether Cheney’s character will be killed off or whether her role will be filled by another actress. Rumors have suggested the showrunners are considering Drew Barrymore, Cate Blanchett, or Cory Booker in a wig.”


  • ghostsniper August 17, 2022, 10:47 AM

    That whole fambly is deformed.
    That’s why they fit so well in the US gov’t.

  • Curious George August 17, 2022, 2:04 PM

    She fancies herself as a female Ape Lincoln (Long Marcher) and will provide comic relief in 2024 running against Lizzo and Stacy Abrams.

  • Hyland August 18, 2022, 11:55 AM

    A couple more very humorous digs at the spawn of Darth Vader.