Can’t impeach him so you have to run against him.
Can’t run a Socialist. Still ten years too soon. Can’t run a deeply post-menopausal and hectoring fake-Indian schoolmarm. Too grating. Can’t run a man with a husband. Not ready for Gay Divorce in the Whitehouse. Can’t run an Asian dude with a penchant for emptying whipped cream into kneeling male supporters mouths. Too gay even with the guy with the husband in the racer. And can’t run an old white male billionaire. Too deja vu all over again and you don’t get to have big slushies.
None of these can win against an old white male billionaire.
Whatever then can a party formed of grievance, spite, hate, and bile do to unite them? Only one answer…
Gentledykes, start your engines.