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Death (Unexpectedly!) of octogenarian Civil Rights Icon #R124C41 requires the Kamala Harris Animatronic Robot (KAHR!) to be inflated into the media before the finishing touches could be made with orbital sanders, sandblasters, and silly putty. Stain is still a bit too much Michael Jackson Wonderland Party Mask to fool real black voters but with a few more coats buffed out with Butch Wax it should be ready for prime time.

John Lewis Did Not Kill Himself.

[Extra points for spotting obscure science fiction reference in the headline]


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  • Stargzer July 20, 2020, 4:09 PM

    Twilight Zone redux. Downright scary.

  • PA Cat July 20, 2020, 4:09 PM

    It’s been suggested elsewhere on the innertubes that Harris’s plastic surgeon is a Republican.

  • Mike Anderson July 20, 2020, 4:10 PM

    Oh, my aching Gernsback!

  • Vanderleun July 20, 2020, 5:39 PM


  • Lance de Boyle July 20, 2020, 5:58 PM

    What’s with the flared blow holes, the cheek implants, and the squinty-eye motif?
    “Can you make me a mash up of Charlie Chan and Cher, with just a touch (or soupcon, as the nibs say it) of Lon Chaney’s phantom of the opera, with a smidgen (or pinch) of Charlie Weaver? You can? Just smash my face into a cement wall a few times, you say? Okay, then.”

  • andre July 20, 2020, 8:58 PM

    I didn’t think Kamala Harris looked that great before, but this is definitely several steps down.

  • Minta Marie Morze July 21, 2020, 12:06 AM

    I took one look at her face as imaged at the Gateway Pundit this morning and immediately thought: Howdy Doody.

    Shaken and doomed, I’ve now been singing that blasted theme song on and off all day: “It’s Howdy Doody Time, It’s Howdy Doody Time, . . . .”

  • Grampy126 July 21, 2020, 7:27 AM

    In Texas we have an old saying… “Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.”

  • Nori July 21, 2020, 1:19 PM

    Same plastic surgeon who did John Kerry.

  • Aggie July 21, 2020, 1:42 PM

    I dunno, when I saw the Joker grimace, the tight eyes, the rictus smile……all I could think of, she’s using Joe Biden’s plastic surgeon. There must be a Botox black hole out in California right about now. I shudder to think where the hair plugs went.

  • leelu July 22, 2020, 12:28 PM

    Not Butch Wax” (I used it back in the day – sort of a light weight axle grease.)

    No, she needs Dr Zog’s Sex Wax (“Good For Your Stick”) to complete the look.