WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
Dear Mom, I’m assigned to the 52nd Gender Fluid Battalion.
byVanderleunonJuly 5, 2018
Infighting has occurred whenever hard work needs to be done. When heavy lifting is required many start identifying as female. When cooking is required they identify as male.
We’re starving.
Communication is hard among the troops. Protocol states that preferred pronouns must be used in all circumstances.
Radio transmissions are usually tied up by the recipient correcting the person transmitting the message on what gender they identify as that day
I’m vegan.
Some of the heavier members of our battalion have shown themselves not be up to the task of battle.
Due to this we have our daily “Healthy at any size briefing” and we’re reminded that it’s not that they’re overweight, it’s that we suffer from “thin privilege”.
I been fat and I been slim, more times than I care to admit. Believe me, slim is better.
sTevoJuly 6, 2018, 7:23 AM
What we have here is a lugubrious situation, sad but funny.
ghostsniperJuly 6, 2018, 12:31 PM
Cut the funding, it dies on the vine.
Teri PittmanJuly 8, 2018, 12:13 PM
Naked and Afraid had an episode with a couple of groups out there. One had a woman that was a vegetarian. Really dumb. There’s not much to eat in these places and you are starving yourself unnecessarily.
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Green Pants Interior by Klahn
Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Gerard Van der Leun
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I been fat and I been slim, more times than I care to admit. Believe me, slim is better.
What we have here is a lugubrious situation, sad but funny.
Cut the funding, it dies on the vine.
Naked and Afraid had an episode with a couple of groups out there. One had a woman that was a vegetarian. Really dumb. There’s not much to eat in these places and you are starving yourself unnecessarily.