Joe Biden just fell 3 times in a row trying to go up the stairs to Air Force One pic.twitter.com/gTUTckUH32
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) March 19, 2021
Next Upgrade for Air Force One
UPDATE: Transcript of a secret recording made by Joe’s Diaper Technician ( DT) aboard Airforce Null. [As transcribed by Lance De Boyle]
DT. “Have a nice trip, Mr. President?”
Joe. “Dog face. Fat Fat. Wuuzza wuuzzoooo.”
DT. “Let’s get you all nice and clean. Seems to be substantial leakage in the PTMGA, or as insiders are wont to say, the Presidential Trousers Moistish Groinal Area.”
Joe. “Eat me. Eat me. Pony something….. Uh… Errr… Waka waka. C’mon, man. Let me outa here!!”
DT. “Easy… Eeeeaaasy, Mr. President. No need to hit me. Please stop licking the windows.”
Joe. “Lookee my tongue. Pull my tongue.”
DT. “Mr. President. Hey!… BOYS! Get the belts. Looks like His Drippage is gonna need some restraint.”
Joe. Leggo me. Leggo. I said, Leggo. Who’s got my Leggos? Wanna play. Step outside. I’ll beat your …your….. woop woop woop!”
DT. “Okay, all secure. Give him his all-day sucker and a Valium drip.”
Joe. “Mmmmm. Caaannndy. Raspberry. C’mere Mommy. Mommmmmyyyy. Nap time, Mommmyyy. Dog face. woop woop.”
We must be in the Twilight Zone. This is all just too…too something.
Gerard Van der Leun
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The pathetic little simulated jog, which is nothing more exaggerated elbow thrusts, when he reaches the very top followed by an unnecessary, and non protocol, salute as if to say, “Look everyone, I’m good, forget I just fell three times, this is all fine.”
How soon before the media stop filming him walking up stairs?
Not sure about “dead” but whatever the AD over/under on removal from office is, I’m saying by July 4th.
Karma is a bitch Joe, you tried slamming Pres. Trump for walking down a ramp at West Point.
My money says he is gone by June….and then the radical commie woman of color takes over.
My understanding is that the WH is claiming he fell because it was so windy. hahaha! Climate change, don’t you know.
This idiot will make Gerald Ford look like a ballet dancer.
I hope the Marines at the base of AF 1’s stairs are getting hazardous duty pay.
He didn’t stumble. His feet just have a stutter.
Yes, Gagdad, that’s it.
Joe has always had a stuttering problem.
And did anyone see the interaction between team China and the Biden clown show in Alaska? They are speaking to the Sec.of State and team like errands boys. They have no respect for this administration. They know they are compromised.
@Kevin in PA
“…and then the radical commie woman of color takes over….”
IMO, a “radical commie woman of color” is already in charge. Susan Rice. Once Biden’s infirmities are no longer deniable by even the staunchest D, the question will be: Which “radical commie woman of color” will take the helm–Rice or Harris?
We’ll hardly be able to tell.
Kumonna Mattress awaits in the …wings.
Has anyone started a pool yet on when he gets the 25th amendment treatment.
I’m not even sure that he’ll make it through his first 100 days in office.
I do not like to judge, but if I were him, I’d be wanting to wear asbestos soled shoes when I met the Lord.
Appropriate if he departs office/mortal coil on April 1st.
It’s irrelevant whether he’s alive or dead.
Schrodinger’s president?
“Schrödinger’s president?” Nah, just off for a weekend at Bernie’s.
Where’s Dr./ Nurse Jill? Watching this I feel a small jolt of anger at the voters (the real ones) who cast their ballots for the most aged, corrupt, decrepit, pathetic president in the history of this great country.
These days I avoid talking about anything political, or related to “current events”. It just generates too much anger. Nonetheless, I wonder how this shell of a man, even in his dotage, is able to look himself in the mirror. How could you stand upright, or utter a prayer, knowing you are where you are because of deceit and fraud? How could you call yourself “President” when you, and the whole world, know that what you have has been stolen? How does his wife feel, calling herself, “First Lady”? How does she feel in those quiet hours, knowing she, and her husband will go down in history as an embarrassment and a disgrace to the office he holds? How can she sleep, knowing that she lies in a stolen bed? Perhaps they are so utterly corrupt of soul that it does not matter to them. I wonder if either of them has read Mac Beth.
JWM
Beware of Joe doing a ropa-dope on us. Sure he looks goofy, remember when everyone said he would fail during the debates with Trump? Or he would fail giving his acceptance speech but somehow didn’t. The right in its’ eagerness for him to fail keeps hoping for disaster but it eludes them. The right is being faked out by the press. Yes, they are covering for him but that is not helping us, just killing time and hoping. So you want Kamala? Sure you do. Lock and load mofos, lock and load.
@ jwm How does Biden function knowing how he got here? Joe has no insides. Like a vampire he isn’t confronted with anything when he gazes into the mirror. There is an abundance of child porn videos available in which Joe has the starring role. His entire family has no insides. Joe was hitting on Jill for a couple of years while she was married to another guy. Daughter Ashley has confessed Joe used to join her in the shower growing up. Hunter is world famous for his perversions. Obama, who is married to a trans-gender named Mike, was lent the two daughters who are the spitting image of their best friends Anita & Martin Blanchard. Obama is the forever spook whose first minute in the Oval Office was signing an EO disappearing his entire history of record. Of course he would choose Joe as his running mate, someone so comprimised they had each other’s backs. Joe’s gravity attack on the staircase has been described thus, “Biden stumbled all the way to the top.”
How very embarrassing that the entire world knows what a pathetic, decrepit, brainless, soulless POS we have for a “President.” Maybe the next time he falls he’ll break his neck?
Since Newsweek put Obammy on their cover with the header “OUR FIRST GAY PRESIDENT,” maybe they’ll do the same for Joe with a “OUR FIRST MENTALLY HANDICAPPED PRESIDENT” header.
One thing for sure, I will never, ever forgive Democrats and Liberals for what they have done to my country. May God have mercy on them- because I sure as hell won’t.
In 2020 America’s first communist, muslim, negro president was quoted as saying something to the effect that ‘people should never underestimate Joe’s ability to fu*k things up’. He’s right of course but based upon all of the damage that Obama and his cadre’ of power mad psychopaths have inflicted upon the entire world, Obama is once again lying through his teeth. Joe is only following in his Old Massa’s blueprint, hoping Holy O will nod approvingly, toss him a quarter and tell him to keep dancing.
Christians desire that no one be quartered in Hell EVER, and particularly through eternity, but these politicians are Hell bound and there is a small part of me that is actually happy about that. Moreover, all of the folks who support them, who voted for them and who have otherwise been content to sit quietly with their hands in the laps without protest will, in all likelihood, be right there with them.
And asbestos shoes will not help.
the circumstances most foully thrust upon us aside, publicly displaying his ongoing idiotic decline is a rather fitting end to the godless scatterbrained son-of-a-bitch.
Wanna know who your friends REALLY are?
Next time one of them broaches the imaginary topic of “african americans” refer to them instead as “negro’s”.
Watch their reaction upon hearing that now forbidden, but completely truthful word.
You know that feeling, when you’re leaning back, up on 2 legs on a 4 legged chair, and you go over the top?
Transcript of a secret recording made by Joe’s Diaper Technician aboard Airforce Null.
DT. “Have a nice trip, Mr. President?”
Joe. “Dog face. Fat Fat. Wuuzza wuuzzoooo.”
DT. “Let’s get you all nice and clean. Seems to be substantial leakage in the PTMGA, or as insiders are wont to say, the Presidential Trousers Moistish Groinal Area.”
Joe. “Eat me. Eat me. Pony something….. Uh… Errr… Waka waka. C’mon, man. Let me outa here!!”
DT. “Easy… Eeeeaaasy, Mr. President. No need to hit me. Please stop licking the windows.”
Joe. “Lookee my tongue. Pull my tongue.”
DT. “Mr. President. Hey!… BOYS! Get the belts. Looks like His Drippage is gonna need some restraint.”
Joe. Leggo me. Leggo. I said, Leggo. Who’s got my Leggos? Wanna play. Step outside. I’ll beat your …your….. woop woop woop!”
DT. “Okay, all secure. Give him his all-day sucker and a Valium drip.”
Joe. “Mmmmm. Caaannndy. Raspberry. C’mere Mommy. Mommmmmyyyy. Nap time, Mommmyyy. Dog face. woop woop.”
We must be in the Twilight Zone. This is all just too…too something.
Ghost–I use Negro also. When there is blowback I tell them I can use Negroid if they prefer. If this does not calm them down I explain they (the offended) are Caucasoid and that most but not all blacks are Negroids. Then I offer to tell them the difference if anyone asks. Nobody has. Change of subject.
Outstanding, Lance.
James, in the words of the infamous Col. Jessup: “THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”
Anybody got a pool goin’ as to the date of the official transfer of power? Even poor old Alexander Fyodorovich’s rule barely survived into November, and he mostly still had his wits about him. Pretty similar groups of antagonists, no? Even as the spring awakens the land,the Octobrists, young and old alike, stir.