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Daybook 2: The Codpiece Edition

My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.”— Christopher Hitchens

All Members of a Remarkable 1958 Iowa High School Class are Still Alive Matheson thought it would be a one in a million chance, but he was wrong. It was actually more like a 1 in 177,467,459 chance. According to a professor of Mathematics at Iowa State University, there’s not only a better chance of winning the Powerball, there’s a better chance of getting hit by lightning… twice.

Collectively, liberals are nothing more than one nationwide echo chamber where no one who disagrees with them is allowed a voice. Thus, they believe people will quietly and meekly do as they are told. Yet, what they will get is rage. They blithely proceed under a delusion, unaware that Americans are not going to give up their guns.

Men’s Fashion 2: Why the Codpiece Remains One of Menswear’s Most Essential Accessories | “The codpiece is all about boastfulness and braggadocio, sad men pretending to be more than they could ever hope to be,” as Glover diagnoses in his book, and in a recent phone call, he shared the more pedestrian details: “It would have had to have a fairly hard exterior, probably made of leather. Inside, the padding would probably have been horsehair.” (Horsehair is very breathable—hence its starring role in the world of luxury mattresses.) It would have been measured, he confirmed, though a brief google search reveals that if there was once a special term for the profession of codpiece measurer, it has been lost to the sands of time.

“In all the hysteria, however, what’s often missed are the qualities that brought Trump here. You don’t do a fraction of what he’s done in life — dominate New York real estate for decades, build the next grand Xanadus for the super-rich on the far shores of Dubai and Istanbul, run the prime-time ratings table for more than 10 years and earn a third (or sixth) fortune at it – without being immensely cunning and deft, a top-of-the-food-chain killer. Over the course of 10 days and several close-in encounters, I got to peer behind the scrim of his bluster and self-mythos and get a very good look at the man. What I saw was enough to make me take him dead serious. If you’re waiting for Trump to blow himself up in a Hindenburg of gaffes or hate speech, you’re in for a long, cold fall and winter. Donald Trump is here for the duration — and gaining strength and traction by the hour.”

Woodpile Report: In reality “the people” have been nothing but a disappointment to the left. Graciously, the left had given Americans the opportunity to do as they were told, and they refused, costing the Democrats the House, the Senate, and the Presidency in 2016. There will be no more trying to rally Americans around to their way of thinking. “The people,” going forward, are the enemy. They are coming for those who will not acquiesce to the left’s plans for America. All that remains is how the people will react. Normal Americans have had enough, they are going to fight.

If they push things a little harder, VA Gov. “We’re Grabbing Your AR-15s” Northam may only serve 1/2 a term. With a sharp drop at the end. “For the record, we did not hang Gov. Northam. On the contrary, after we applied hot tar and chicken feathers to his naked body, we simply attempted to see if he could fly. One of our more safety-minded members suggested tying a safety tether to his neck in case it worked. We did so, but unfortunately, his airworthiness was not what he had hoped when he attempted his aerial endeavors. Though we note he did try to kick and propel himself mightily for some minutes after his first launch.”

A German hag, An American bag and a Swedish nag. What a trifecta.Forbes on Twitter: “Introducing: The World’s Most Powerful Women 2019 https://t.co/p9iLTLZgn8 #PowerWomen… “

No One Actually Believes the Global Warming Hype | The point is obvious: if investors seriously believed that the world is going to abandon fossil fuels, starting now and concluding circa 2050 (or whatever), they wouldn’t be interested in paying top dollar for Aramco shares. Or, perhaps, paying much of anything. Another data point similar to the Aramco IPO is the price of coastal properties. Liberals allege that sea level is rising alarmingly–it isn’t, in fact–and you likely have seen images of the Statue of Liberty half-way under water.

Men’s Fashion 1: Craig Green On His New Deflatable Moncler Genius Jackets | GQ

Every college president, law firm managing partner, and Fortune 500 CEO would rather theatrically blame himself and his colleagues for phantom bigotry than speak honestly about the real causes of ongoing racial inequality: family breakdown and an underclass culture that mocks learning and the conformity to bourgeois values as acting “white.”

Sic Semper Tyrannis | Gates of Vienna The only way this makes sense is : it is part of a bigger plot. Consider 2020 election as an apex event in the 4th turning (2008-2028) and Trumps landslide will be the catalyst as this election is spiked by the CIA (based in VA?) due to Russia interference. They absolutely can not have armed citizens traveling to adjacent DC to arrest and remove these cheaters when they nullify 2020 elections. This is the only reason they would push disarming citizens in VA, they know it creates a beachhead so they can take over later with less resistance from locally armed militia types …you can laugh, or discount what I’m saying but every 80 years in a cycle we get wars, these CIA backed actors never thought Trump would win, do you think they will just let him win again? They aren’t going to let fair elections happen again if it means civil war/ they don’t care. …and you all know these globalists aren’t going to just hang themselves!

Boris is the new king, and journalists who assume to know better than the common man are crying in their warm beers. Too bad, if the hacks spent less time listening to unelected elites perhaps they’d get it right once in a while, but don’t hold your breath. Fake news is now the way of the world, but in the meantime Boris is entrenched in 10 Downing Street for the next five years. And this is good for The Donald, also.

Will the Increasing Insanity of Progressives Cost the Democratic Party Loyal Voters?   Global warming is proven by warm weather, cold weather, droughts, and flooding. Men are women, and women are men. Except when they’re not. You have a right to other people’s money, but not to your own. We can increase spending without increasing taxes. It’s ok for Elizabeth Warren to call herself a Native American, but it’s not ok for Candace Owens to call herself black. The Pope’s a Unitarian. The president is a lifelong Democrat who lives like a Vegas celebrity and governs like a conservative. Jeffery Epstein killed himself. The two leading nominees for the presidential nomination of “the party of youth, women, and minorities” are Biden and Sanders, two white guys who are 77, look like they’re 87, and sound like they’re 107.

Right-Wing Cosmopolitanism |   Of course, people in cults cannot process disconfirmation, so they look for ways to explain the contrary results within the context of their beliefs. Quickly after the results were known, the so-called conservatives blamed the results on the antisemitism of Jeremy Corbyn. Also in National Review, Michael Brendan Dougherty claims “Under Corbyn’s watch, Labour became a party in which anti-Semitism started to have free rein.” Yeah, that’s what caused millions to vote Tory.nd like they’re 97.

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  • Jewel December 16, 2019, 3:09 PM

    How odd that the soyboy sporting the codpiece is also sporting a camel toe. They just have to ruin everything masculine.

  • jwm December 16, 2019, 5:16 PM

    I- I-
    I’m not even going to try.
    Jewel wins. Distilled, triple filtered snark at its finest.


  • ghostsniper December 16, 2019, 5:27 PM

    “Collectively, liberals are nothing more than one nationwide echo chamber where no one who disagrees with them is allowed a voice.”
    Essentially, the LIEberal voice is the mainstream media and they exist by way of the companies that pay them for advertising. Everything now revolves around dollars and you can change the direction of the revolution by effecting the dollars that propel them. In this regard, are you negatively effecting the MSM’s bottom line? Doubtful. Most people these days don’t have the balls or backbone.

    If you are paying Hulu or Roku or Direct or any number of other media sources YOU are buying your own grave. Got ammo? Can you shoot while running backwards, at night, in the snow, while your house is on fire?

  • jwm December 16, 2019, 9:25 PM

    Another OT on the sidebar poem:
    “A Wicker Basket”:
    On the one hand, this piece just sounds like the stumbling end of some drunken night. I’ve had a few. And yet there is something creepy as hell about it, and I cannot quite put my finger on what it is.


  • Rick December 17, 2019, 5:54 AM

    Look like that Iowa class is missing a bet by not having a tontine!

  • Vanderleun December 17, 2019, 6:54 AM

    JWM– Let help you with a quote from another of Creely’s poems: “I’m gonna roll up my monkey in a rug and smoke it…”

  • Monty James December 17, 2019, 7:31 AM

    Men’s Fashion 2
    If it has an athletic cup to put in it, that codpiece actually makes a lot of sense, because the rest of that outfit pretty much guarantees a bit of the old ultra violence. Always protect the yarbles, my droogies.

  • OD December 17, 2019, 12:35 PM

    MJ … Malcolm and crew actually had yarbles and meat to protect
    this model ? …. notsomuch
    and yes, this outfit is assured to invite some ultraviolence

  • Jewel December 17, 2019, 6:59 PM

    So, GQ stands for Gender Queer, now, right? The little boi encased in the minty green bubblewear looks like he just got a wedgie in his codpiece when he wore bubble wrap to school. No wonder boys hate school.