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“Creed” by Steve Turner

We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin

We believe everything is OK
as long as you don’t hurt anyone
to the best of your definition of hurt,
and to the best of your knowledge.

We believe in sex before, during, and
after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.

We believe that sodomy’s OK.
We believe that taboos are taboo.
We believe that everything’s getting better
despite evidence to the contrary.

The evidence must be investigated
and you can prove anything with evidence.
We believe there’s something in horoscopes
UFO’s and bent spoons.

Jesus was a good man just like Buddha,
Mohammed, and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher though we think
His good morals were bad.

We believe that all religions are basically the same-
at least the one that we read was.
They all believe in love and goodness.
They only differ on matters of creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.

We believe that after death comes the Nothing
Because when you ask the dead what happens they say nothing.
If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then its compulsory heaven for all
excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Kahn

We believe in Masters and Johnson
What’s selected is average.
What’s average is normal.
What’s normal is good.

We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns into tractors.
And the Russians would be sure to follow.

We believe that man is essentially good.
It’s only his behavior that lets him down.
This is the fault of society.
Society is the fault of conditions.

Conditions are the fault of society.
We believe that each man must find the truth that
is right for him. Reality will adapt accordingly.
The universe will readjust. History will alter.

We believe that there is no absolute truth excepting the truth
that there is no absolute truth.
We believe in the rejection of creeds,
and the flowering of individual thought.

If chance be the Father of all flesh,
disaster is his rainbow in the sky
and when you hear…..

State of Emergency!

Sniper Kills Ten!

Troops on Rampage!

Whites go Looting!

Bomb Blasts School!

It is but the sound of man worshipping his maker.

Steve Turner, (English journalist), “Creed,” his satirical poem on the modern mind. = A Puritan’s Mind

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  • Joe August 28, 2018, 10:21 AM


  • Doug August 28, 2018, 5:41 PM

    Problem is, liberals are the Puritans. They’re the ones who want to sacrifice those who break the rules and burn nonbelievers at the stake. They’re the ones burning books and censoring speech. So, who is this guy who calls himself a puritan?

  • Ulysses Toole August 28, 2018, 6:59 PM

    Marxfreudanddarwin: the total package of resistance. Man is god, no indigenous people were cruel, inequality is due to (Caucasian) male toxicity, Afica’s failures are due to colonization. America was founded on special dirt. Just like Israel. Because slavery.

  • Jewel August 29, 2018, 10:34 AM

    The humanist trinity is Me, Myself, and I. Marx, Freud, Darwin are the prophets of humanism.
    I think it was Vance Havner who defined atheists as “Men who dig holes in which they hide from the machines they’ve made.” Are we there, yet?