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Cats and Dogs in Isolation

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  • PA Cat April 17, 2020, 1:28 PM

    Dear Diary,

    Casey here again in Blue State Hell. How I miss baseball . . . the Authority has tried to amuse me by replaying all 11 games of the 1980 and 2008 World Series, but it’s not the same as watching the Authority’s team throw the third season in a row straight into the litter box. Meanwhile I compensate by climbing up and down the kitchen foul pole, throwing up hairballs in the Other Cat’s dugout, and stealing signs from the dog next door when his Authority takes him out for a walk.

    The local mayor has not only put the city on lockdown but has decreed that it is now illegal to go outside without a “face covering.” I suggested that my Authority wear a catcher’s mask for trips to the supermarket, but as the mayor has even less of a sense of humor than a major league umpire, the John Wayne bandanna will have to do for now.

    At least I don’t have to worry about Mr. Met bringing the New York bug to my home base. Casey, out.