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Buttigieg pulls out as Bloomberg gets the shaft from black voters.

Meanwhile, Bloomberg seems to cue the Beatles singing “Can’t Buy Me Love” as his campaign takes the high hard one in church:

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  • Casey Klahn March 1, 2020, 7:40 PM

    bootyJudge pulls out. OhShit. How long have you been planning for this headline? No matter; it is comedy gold.

  • BlogDog March 1, 2020, 7:57 PM

    Boomberg should be happy that’s all they did. Christ whipped the moneychangers out of the temple.

  • Walter Sobchak March 1, 2020, 8:03 PM

    Thank God that Mayor Pete is out. Now, I won’t have to learn how to pronounce his name.

  • Gagdad Bob March 1, 2020, 8:25 PM

    Buttigieg certainly got schlonged yesterday. Worse yet, he lost the primary.

  • Dan Patterson March 2, 2020, 2:12 AM

    Gagdad and Casey are in scoring position, set up nicely by the opposite field sac grounder by Van der Leun. Implicit in the news of Mayor Poopydick and his political destruction is the satisfying torpedo-ing of the USS “You Must Approve of Things We Decree as Righteous”. She was the lead boat in the fleet of fools and with the loss of that semenship the hopes of the Admiralty rest on the virtues of a bag of farts with a bad heart, a screeching tyrant yard mom, and the bluster of an Alzheimer’s patient that can’t keep his dentures in.
    Take the under.

  • ghostsniper March 2, 2020, 4:18 AM

    The mental misfit from Southbendover, IN pulled out and nutted all over it’s luvvah’s backbone.
    It was hoping to contribute to the historical soiling of the oval rug.

  • Anonymous March 2, 2020, 4:39 AM

    I see you have Zion on your masthead today. Were you there recently?

  • Monty James March 2, 2020, 6:45 AM

    Looks like the Democratic primary has tested negative for Buttigieg.

  • Doug March 2, 2020, 7:09 AM

    But not Terminal Festering Buttigieg

  • Vanderleun March 2, 2020, 7:38 AM

    Anon…. not in Zion recently. Some years back.

  • jwm March 2, 2020, 9:25 AM

    I think it was Z man who identified buttjug as an Overton candidate. His job was to shift the window left, so an open homosexual in a man-to-man “marriage” running for president was not a new unheard-of idea. He has the same neo-Marxist politics as Obama. We haven’t seen the last of him. Or should I say, the end of him.


  • Tom Hyland March 2, 2020, 10:41 AM

    Cartoonist Ben Garrison has this to say….

    Mayor “Pete the cheat” outed himself from the Democratic race for president.
    Why would he do this only a couple days from Super Tuesday? Most likely because the Deep State wants Biden to win. They definitely don’t want Bernie, who is not part of their Big Club.
    Mayor Pete is part of the Club. He’s doing a job for them. Pete already did his best to cheat Bernie out of the Iowa caucus. Now he’ll try to do Bernie more damage by dropping out.

    CNN has called Buttigieg ‘historic’ for being the first ‘outed’ gay candidate for president. Look for Pete to land a job in the Biden administration. Or become a commentator on CNN. He may even receive a beach house. One thing is for certain, Buttigieg is not going away.

  • Snakepit Kansas March 3, 2020, 3:56 AM

    Buttigeg pulls out…nutted on his lovers back….how sophomoric. Wish I would have thought of those first!

  • Rick March 3, 2020, 4:29 AM

    Of course, Pete nor Amy ever had a snowball’s chance in hell of being the nominee. Their campaigns were all about positions in the Presidential staff, cabinet or VP and of course to set them up as future candidates. I would say that there was some Quid Pro Quo going on but I know now that’s a Federal Crime and could get you busted.