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Boris Johnson: Door. Ass. Bang.

Boris Johnson announces resignation as U.K. prime minister
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  • John Venlet July 7, 2022, 1:14 PM

    Word is, Boris’ ass won’t get banged for awhile, as Johnson is allegedly staying as PM until October.

    • Anonymous July 8, 2022, 7:57 AM

      Still plenty of time to “push the button.”

  • ghostsniper July 7, 2022, 2:31 PM

    He looks like a sloppy fuk.

  • Balzoa July 7, 2022, 3:04 PM

    Biden, Boris, and the rest of the EU stepped in it badly when they levied sanctions against Russia. Those sanctions not only backfired, they backfired severely. Germany is headed for a very cold winter, Britain’s economy is in shambles, and Russia will take 100% of Ukraine. To make matters worse, the US Department of State is actively proposing formal recognition of Taiwan which would be a catastrophic blunder, probably resulting in a shooting war with China.

    • ThisIsNotNutella July 7, 2022, 3:35 PM

      “To make matters worse, the US Department of State is actively proposing formal recognition of Taiwan which would be a catastrophic blunder, probably resulting in a shooting war with China.”

      I think one reason Emperor Pooh is hastening slowly is because they know that if they take their time the United Stupids of Meretriciousness will hand them precisely this gift-wrapped casus belli on a genuine fake Franklin Mint knock-off of Thomas Jefferson’s butler’s silver salver.

      My Potassium Iodide stash was delivered yesterday.

  • Dirk July 7, 2022, 3:17 PM

    Typical communist, “it’s everybody else’s fault!” England’s gone, it’s socialist to the bone, has consistently demonstrated socialist tendencies.

    They need a new “ Last Lion”.

    • ThisIsNotNutella July 7, 2022, 6:13 PM

      They need a new “ Last Lion”.

      Ay, there’s the rub.

  • Arty July 7, 2022, 5:54 PM

    The only thing we can be sure of is he will be replaced by someone even worse.

  • WDS July 8, 2022, 8:25 AM

    Uncle Klaus says “Vate until you zee who we haf to replace him.”

  • Dirk July 11, 2022, 7:12 PM

    Uncle Klaus, is THE louse, his days coming.

    Tic Toc motherfucker!