“We’re not going to be here for much longer, because of the climate crisis,” the woman pleaded. “We only have a few months left. I love that you support the Green Deal, but it’s not gonna get rid of fossil fuel. It’s not going to solve the problem fast enough. A Swedish professor said we can eat dead people, but it’s not fast enough! So, I think your next campaign slogan needs to be this: We’ve got to start eating babies.”
Removing her jacket to reveal a T-shirt with the phrase “Save the planet Eat the Children,” the woman continued, “We don’t have a enough time. There’s too much Co2.”
“All of you! You’re a pollutant! Too much Co2. We have to start now. Please — you are so great. I’m so happy that you are supporting a Green New Deal, but it’s not enough. Even if we were to bomb Russia, it’s not enough. There’s too many people, too much pollution. So, we have to get rid of the babies. That’s a big problem. Just stopping having babies just isn’t enough. We need to eat the babies. This is very serious. Please give a response.”
My response is the same as Dr. Evil’s. Bring out FAT BASTARD!
I don’t know what’s funnier, that woman’s trolling, or AOC’s utter cluelessness. Say this for the wokesters- they are serious people who seriously take themselves SERIOUSLY!!
Notice how they blurred out the black woman’s mouth. Wonder what she was saying.
JWM
ghostsniperOctober 4, 2019, 10:17 AM
I would have burst out laughing.
Loud and hardy.
JackOctober 4, 2019, 10:37 AM
How’d ya like to go to bed one night and wake up next to that?
I watched that yesterday and genuinely couldn’t decide if it was a troll or a genuine lunatic. I know, I know, but the craziness has gotten so *crazy* it doesn’t pay to rule anything out. If satire isn’t dead, it’s dying fast.
Then this morning I followed a link to a LaRouche PAC tweet that claimed credit. I didn’t even know the LaRouchies were still around, and don’t know what they preach. But I’ll take their word for it.
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
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Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
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I don’t know what’s funnier, that woman’s trolling, or AOC’s utter cluelessness. Say this for the wokesters- they are serious people who seriously take themselves SERIOUSLY!!
Notice how they blurred out the black woman’s mouth. Wonder what she was saying.
JWM
I would have burst out laughing.
Loud and hardy.
How’d ya like to go to bed one night and wake up next to that?
I watched that yesterday and genuinely couldn’t decide if it was a troll or a genuine lunatic. I know, I know, but the craziness has gotten so *crazy* it doesn’t pay to rule anything out. If satire isn’t dead, it’s dying fast.
Then this morning I followed a link to a LaRouche PAC tweet that claimed credit. I didn’t even know the LaRouchies were still around, and don’t know what they preach. But I’ll take their word for it.
https://twitter.com/larouchepac/status/1179933213021626368
The best thing about it was the universal look of carefully non-committal sisterly support shared by the assembled coven.
Priceless.
Best of all was the look on Sandy’s face and she checked the faces and the room to see if she was being had. She was.
Not sure where the larping intersects with the parody. They appear seamless.
Took muh weens to see Joker last night. Very, very close to this post. Is it just me, or are things getting crazier out there?