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Babies of the Green Menu! AOC and Green Deal Beliebers Fail to Spot Troll Rising

Yes, it’s time for Jonathan Swift to call his office. The really interesting thing is that those around her cannot detect the trolling.

‘Get rid of the babies!’: Distraught woman at AOC town hall urges ‘eating babies’ to fight climate change

“We’re not going to be here for much longer, because of the climate crisis,” the woman pleaded. “We only have a few months left. I love that you support the Green Deal, but it’s not gonna get rid of fossil fuel. It’s not going to solve the problem fast enough. A Swedish professor said we can eat dead people, but it’s not fast enough! So, I think your next campaign slogan needs to be this: We’ve got to start eating babies.”

Removing her jacket to reveal a T-shirt with the phrase “Save the planet Eat the Children,” the woman continued, “We don’t have a enough time. There’s too much Co2.”

“All of you! You’re a pollutant! Too much Co2. We have to start now. Please — you are so great. I’m so happy that you are supporting a Green New Deal, but it’s not enough. Even if we were to bomb Russia, it’s not enough. There’s too many people, too much pollution. So, we have to get rid of the babies. That’s a big problem. Just stopping having babies just isn’t enough. We need to eat the babies. This is very serious. Please give a response.”

My response is the same as Dr. Evil’s. Bring out FAT BASTARD!

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  • jwm October 4, 2019, 8:11 AM

    I don’t know what’s funnier, that woman’s trolling, or AOC’s utter cluelessness. Say this for the wokesters- they are serious people who seriously take themselves SERIOUSLY!!
    Notice how they blurred out the black woman’s mouth. Wonder what she was saying.


  • ghostsniper October 4, 2019, 10:17 AM

    I would have burst out laughing.
    Loud and hardy.

  • Jack October 4, 2019, 10:37 AM

    How’d ya like to go to bed one night and wake up next to that?

  • Joel October 4, 2019, 1:22 PM

    I watched that yesterday and genuinely couldn’t decide if it was a troll or a genuine lunatic. I know, I know, but the craziness has gotten so *crazy* it doesn’t pay to rule anything out. If satire isn’t dead, it’s dying fast.

    Then this morning I followed a link to a LaRouche PAC tweet that claimed credit. I didn’t even know the LaRouchies were still around, and don’t know what they preach. But I’ll take their word for it.


  • Rob De Witt October 4, 2019, 1:34 PM

    The best thing about it was the universal look of carefully non-committal sisterly support shared by the assembled coven.


  • pbird October 5, 2019, 2:26 PM

    Best of all was the look on Sandy’s face and she checked the faces and the room to see if she was being had. She was.

  • Casey Klahn October 5, 2019, 11:04 PM

    Not sure where the larping intersects with the parody. They appear seamless.

    Took muh weens to see Joker last night. Very, very close to this post. Is it just me, or are things getting crazier out there?