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Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms made us who we are

Red coats wanted our weapons and started the Revolutionary War

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms built the USA

Every few years a new batch of queers tries to take our rights away.

Nicotine, that Injun weed, put our men on the moon

Moonshine and bootleg wine gave us NASCAR vroom vroom VROOM!

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms – thank God all three are here.

O my golly, tryin’ to take them’s folly – let’s have a beer!

From the demented but insightful band THE MAMAS AND THE PEPES

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  • James ONeil October 25, 2019, 12:17 PM

    Smokin’ hot! Right on target. I’ll drink to that!

  • Roger in Republic October 25, 2019, 2:54 PM

    Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be the name of a convenience store, not a government bureaucracy.

  • rabbit tobacco October 25, 2019, 7:13 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr3yR4XiQMk god and guns/ lynyrd skynrd