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How amazing that a drone just happened to be flying by.
Rick. My thought exactly!
Best Escape Evah!!!! Notice the 2 cop vehicles that were chasing him.
Pretty well done, but I’d only give him a 96.5%.
For full marks, a train would’ve been coming down the tracks! Bonus points if it was a steam train!
He was not the first!
Steve McQueen and Evel Keneivel, move over.
Good thing that dude was not blazing away with an AR whatchamacallit assault death automatic full rotation spray o matic gun with a bumpy stock and a silencer! Then, he’d in no way be an anti-hero. He’d be a Nazi.
Few years ago there was a video going around with a young dood on a Hyabusa that had outrun the law by going over 200 mph on an interstate and was clocked by a police chopper. They set up a roadblock and caught him. He was wearing a t-shirt, shorts and sandles. Mother fucker had cast iron huevos. 3 of em!
Nah…it’s a stunt…not the real deal. Apart from the obvious practise bike tracks and convenient drone…the police cars are pursuing a perp without bubble gum lights on. No. Good try, but no.
The lawdogz shoulda followed, dukes of hazzard style. YEEEE_HAWWW