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The Advantages to Making A Plan Before Committing a Crime

by Vanderleun on March 9, 2018

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Rick March 9, 2018, 10:49 AM

How amazing that a drone just happened to be flying by.

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Larry Geiger March 9, 2018, 10:52 AM

Rick. My thought exactly!

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Ol' Fitzy March 9, 2018, 11:46 AM

Best Escape Evah!!!! Notice the 2 cop vehicles that were chasing him.

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Eskyman March 9, 2018, 1:59 PM

Pretty well done, but I’d only give him a 96.5%.

For full marks, a train would’ve been coming down the tracks! Bonus points if it was a steam train!

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H. Jones March 9, 2018, 2:22 PM

He was not the first!

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Casey Klahn March 9, 2018, 3:14 PM

Steve McQueen and Evel Keneivel, move over.

Good thing that dude was not blazing away with an AR whatchamacallit assault death automatic full rotation spray o matic gun with a bumpy stock and a silencer! Then, he’d in no way be an anti-hero. He’d be a Nazi.

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ghostsniper March 9, 2018, 7:09 PM

Few years ago there was a video going around with a young dood on a Hyabusa that had outrun the law by going over 200 mph on an interstate and was clocked by a police chopper. They set up a roadblock and caught him. He was wearing a t-shirt, shorts and sandles. Mother fucker had cast iron huevos. 3 of em!

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BJM March 9, 2018, 9:54 PM

Nah…it’s a stunt…not the real deal. Apart from the obvious practise bike tracks and convenient drone…the police cars are pursuing a perp without bubble gum lights on. No. Good try, but no.

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ghostsniper March 10, 2018, 10:06 AM

The lawdogz shoulda followed, dukes of hazzard style. YEEEE_HAWWW

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