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[5 Out of] 21 Vintage Snapshots Of Woman in Killer Sunglasses  

They make elderly women look like assassins and elderly men shifty, especially if they’re wearing a dog collar and/ or talking to children.

21 Vintage Snapshots Of Woman in Killer Sunglasses

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they’re only getting better
I’m doing all right, getting good grades
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
– Timbuk 3, The Future’s So Bright

I got my dark sunglasses,
I’m carryin’ for good luck my black tooth
Don’t ask me nothin’ about nothin’
I just might tell you the truth
– Bob Dylan, Outlaw Blues

“Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.”
— Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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  • Anonymous August 9, 2020, 3:13 PM

    Another boomer circle jerk comin’ right up!

    Fer Chrissakes, a woman in a leopard print diaper four sizes too big is “killer”? Yeah, boner killer and you know all about dead boners.

    Pass the Benazepril!

  • Vanderleun August 9, 2020, 3:18 PM

    Dear Anon,
    While I realize that masturbating to Nancy is virtually impossible, I am sure you are up to the task at hand.

  • M. Murcek August 9, 2020, 3:26 PM

    At the time. The key is at the time. Many of those shots were racy. At the time.

  • David L Guenther August 9, 2020, 3:52 PM

    My Mother had a pair like the first blonde lady. Very futuristic at the time.

    We should probably forgive annon. He was dropped on his head once too many times as a baby…that and he fried his brain on Crack.

  • Bill L August 9, 2020, 4:34 PM

    Go out and get yourself some thick, black frames…

  • Jerry August 9, 2020, 5:03 PM

    Very stylish! Nowadays, degeneracy passes for style.

  • ghostsniper August 9, 2020, 5:54 PM

    Karen the pedo can’t help herself.

  • Auntie Analogue August 9, 2020, 6:29 PM

    Then there’s this exchange in The Shangri-Las’ single “Give Him A Great Big Kiss” . . . :

    BACKUP VOCALISTS: “What color are his eyes?
    LEAD SINGER: “I don’t know. He’s always wearing shades.”

  • PA Cat August 9, 2020, 7:02 PM

    Next thing ya know, Gerard is going to feature a Rat Pack revival: shades, pinky rings, skinny trousers and ties, the works! Here’s a guide to Rat Pack Style from Down Under:


  • Nori August 9, 2020, 9:29 PM

    Anony-troll made me look more closely at the “leopard print diaper four sizes too big” object of its indignation.
    Photo from Mar 1960. She’s standing ankle deep in snow,higher snow around her,wearing a two-
    piece swimsuit. It’s a simple print,not an animal print. Halter top,with bottom harking back to Egyptian loinclothing.
    Notice her waist. Quite trim. Her entire body is fit and trim. Wisconsin farm girl,accustomed to physical labor,perhaps?
    And those shades. Very cool. She was probably freezing,but wanted a quick pic of her summer suit.

    “The future’s so bright,I gotta wear shades…”
    Great line. Too bad anony-trolls are too simple-minded to understand the fullness of the world they live in.

  • Anonymous August 10, 2020, 9:58 AM

    21 Vintage Snapshots Of Woman in Killer Sunglasses – zero tattoos.

  • Bruce Wayne, my real name August 10, 2020, 10:28 AM

    The butterfly glasses are cool