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What Family Doesn’t Have It’s Problems?

[Language and Battery Warning] When the Magic Kingdom loses its magic. One might ask why all the bystanders are just standing by, but who really wants to mess with this mess? And in the foothills of Toon Town, no less.  At more than three million views in as many days, this family has higher ratings than CNN. Still, I’d take Disneyworld and all theme parks off your bucket list for the foreseeable future. Be prudent. The die-off will go well enough without you. Survive. Attend to your preparations. Stay away from crowds.Ol Remus

Rule #1 in America: “Stay Away from Crowds.”

Rules #2 through #2,000 “See Rule #1.”

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  • tim July 10, 2019, 12:08 PM

    Certain crowds…*cough*…are more prudent to stay away from than others.

    Ya’ know wha’ I’m sayin’…

  • Mhf July 10, 2019, 12:13 PM

    I tried to tell you!

  • Spurt Reynolds July 10, 2019, 12:21 PM

    Those ain’t Republicans, you feel me?!??!?

  • Casey Klahn July 10, 2019, 1:04 PM

    Per the New York Times this week: the security camera footage facial identity software failed to identify the participants due to an internal glitch where many of the AA look alike. Compounding the problem, 30% of female AA were falsely identified as males.

    True. Dis.

  • Casey Klahn July 10, 2019, 1:12 PM

    Cough!
    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/08/us/detroit-facial-recognition-cameras.html

    Security camera fails. This group will slide through the wire, too.

    A muffled voice cries: “call security.” A skinny security guy wearing circus pants shows up.

  • G6loq July 10, 2019, 3:07 PM

    Obligatory:
    Diversity is our strength.

  • Rob De Witt July 10, 2019, 3:15 PM

    “It is?”

    Also: Basketball-Americans. Pay attention.

  • Skorpion July 10, 2019, 5:33 PM

    Some people bring ghetto and cell-block pathologies everywhere they go.
    Imagine if those creatures brought that same level of energy, focus, and intensity, to say, *working* or *education*?

  • Jewel July 10, 2019, 5:48 PM

    Apparently there IS room for Jelloids in Dinduland.

  • Rick Lakehomer July 10, 2019, 9:30 PM

    What a surprise……..not of the ahem, race of those involved. Of course they could have white but the percentages don’t go that way. Dismal land and the tragic kingdom. I took me kids 14 yrs ago and that enough of a reminder never to return.

  • james wilson July 10, 2019, 10:49 PM

    I guess our great-grandparents knew what the fuck they were doing after all.

  • CC July 11, 2019, 8:58 AM

    Of course, when you avoid certain folks as a result of this all-too-frequent sort of behavior, you’re a racist.

  • Rob De Witt July 11, 2019, 9:33 AM

    It’s (note the correct use of the apostrophe) truly heartening that everyone here is unblushingly in favor of noticing the obvious, but PLEASE correct the glaring error in the title.

    “It’s,” except in the relatively rare instances where it means “it has,” means “it is” – as in “What Family Doesn’t Have It Is Problems?”

    As a possessive pronoun? Really? What about “Our’s,” or “Their’s,” or “Her’s?” We are not, after all, Millennials. We’re the same age, and as such probably the last writers of the English language. Let’s don’t fuck it up.

  • jwm July 11, 2019, 9:40 AM

    @Rob De Witt
    Your right. 😉

    JWM

  • Prissy Prunes July 11, 2019, 10:10 AM

    If you don’t want to fuck up the language, then don’t use “fuck,” please. That just isn’t done in polite company.

  • Rob De Witt July 11, 2019, 10:40 AM

    Dear Prunella,

    You’re probably right. I am occasionally a vulgar man, particularly in those instances where a lesser locution just doesn’t get the job done.

    I do however strive for politeness, and would never, for example, tell a critic to just piss off. So there’s that.

  • Prissy Prunes July 11, 2019, 10:52 AM

    You’re a good man, Rob!

  • Anon July 11, 2019, 2:06 PM

    The primary assailant seems to prefer beating up the women. The two men sparred but didn’t seem to land a punch but once he got a woman he wailed on her. What a coward.
    Why bystanders didn’t intervene? I think it was good common sense. I would bet you dollars to doughnuts that if an actual “man” intervened and restrained the bully that the entire family would go after him. This is dysfunction at it’s highest/lowest. None of them is sane and all of them are belligerent. I sincerely hope the primary antagonist was arrested but security seemed more interested in crowd control then stopping the crime.

  • Rob De Witt July 11, 2019, 5:10 PM

    Anon,

    The original story made it clear that the violence stepped up after she spat on him. Pretty easy to imagine the dialog that accompanied that move, no?

    Hey, you want equality? Here you go.

  • Anon July 11, 2019, 7:01 PM

    While that may be a legitimate reason to be angry would a sane person assault 4 family members in Disneyland and continue the assault after security people showed up?
    IMHO it is an unwritten law that a women can hit a man or even spit on him but the man cannot hit or spit on him. Knowing this and knowing that there are some serious penalties for breaking that law why would you hit a woman? Basically you are playing her game or falling into her trap. My advice is if your wife or girlfriend ever spits or hits you out of anger to try to calm the situation down or leave but do not let her provoke you into assaulting her so she can put you in jail. After the situation is diffused break up with her or divorce her but don’t let her destroy your life.

  • SnakIepit Kansas July 12, 2019, 5:21 AM

    Very interesting engagement. If I were there I would leave. These types of situations are where folks start pulling out guns and do the “spray n pray” action.

    Also, I noted that the phrase “bitch ass” can be used as an adjective.

  • Rob De Witt July 12, 2019, 6:06 AM
  • Jack July 12, 2019, 8:21 AM

    I always agree that no man should hit a woman but with this race of unpredictably violent, vicious, heavyweight “females”, that rule can be sidelined in incidents when the she-boon starts the confrontation. As a YT lover I’ve seen dozens of filmed incidents where black female violence is so explosive and excessive that the absolute only way to check it is to club them into unconsciousness. Their antics always make the local evening news too especially when you reside in the Deep South and there are often multiple reports featured on a daily basis.

    Dealing with them requires the heightened sense of situational and environmental awareness that a professional hunter would employ if he is hunting large predatory cats and without doubt a weapon and that is why I usually pack heat. At my age (69) I’m too old take a violent beating from some black monster who cannot control itself.

  • Anonymous July 13, 2019, 1:02 PM

    Think of it,
    One day this will all go down.
    In fire and blood.
    The notice will happen, the word will be spoken and America will snap
    And there will be a half a million folks at Disneyworld caught with their pants down.

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