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“We cannot be sensitive in sensitivity training.”

A Pivotal Moment in Human History, Brought to you by The Starbucks Corporation. PJM – Starbucks is actually branding their much anticipated upcoming employee racial sensitivity indoctrination event as “5/29.” They’re not calling it “Don’t Be a Racist Day” or whatever. It’s just… 5/29. They’re 9/11‘ing it. Now there’ll be pre-5/29 thinking and post-5/29 thinking. It’s the day everything changes forever. This is a pivotal moment in human history, brought to you by the Starbucks Corporation.

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  • Casey Klahn May 28, 2018, 7:35 PM

    One time, I looked up Starbuck’s corporate ethos, as I was teaching a block on ethos. It is “warmth and belonging.” Shityeah! Now the homeless belong, too. That warmth you smell ain’t Sumatran, either.

    Divesting myself of all interest in SBUX. Black Rifle Coffee tastes great!

  • ghostsniper May 28, 2018, 8:04 PM

    Kinda pricey but I’m getting ready to pull the trigger on that BRC myself.

  • Casey Klahn May 28, 2018, 11:32 PM

    Murdered Out is the darkest roast.

  • bfwebster May 29, 2018, 6:28 AM

    You momentarily got my hopes up that Hope ‘n Change had come back, but then I saw the 2015 copyright. Plus ça change….

  • Vanderleun May 29, 2018, 6:40 AM

    Hey there webster…. For Hope n Change try

    Stilton’s Place

  • Gordon May 30, 2018, 9:01 AM

    Less AD, more work. I need the money because I promised Gerard I would send a BRCC mission kit. The irony would stagger O Henry.

    Also, wild rice.