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Vigilantes of the Czar Play “Let’s Stop a Douchebag” 

“You know, I don’t condone vigilante justice.

“Pffffftttt. Who am I kidding? Of course I do. While I’m waiting behind you and your 34 items in the 10 items or less lane, I daydream that the checkout clerk will be Charles Bronson. I wish every third person was Clint Eastwood. Admit it, you do too.

“It’s just that we have better manners than douchebags. We’ve been trained from birth to mind our own business, and go along to get along. We’ve been instructed that the police are supposed to handle everything, and if we take matters in our own hands, we’re worse than criminals. I have my doubts on that score. There’s a certain point where acquiescence makes you a de facto accomplice. The world only has so many cheeks to turn, and then it’s time for decent people to say enough’s enough….”

It occurs to me that America could use a big, big dose of douchebag stopping.

RTWT @ THE BORDERLINE SOCIOPATHIC’S Doing божий Work, One Douchebag at a Time 

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  • WiscoDave October 5, 2017, 2:55 PM

    So. Effin’. Sweet.

  • Rob De Witt October 5, 2017, 4:35 PM

    There would seem to be no shortage of douchebags in that situation.

  • John The River October 5, 2017, 4:45 PM

    Went to see “Dunkirk”.
    Old dude seated next to me and my friend (my friend actually put his hand on the gents face getting to his seat, low light vision issues. The old dude laughed and said “no problem”)

    After the movie started a kid in the row ahead of us started using his ‘smart(ass) phone”, the light glaring in our eyes. I’m restraining myself since I always get the dickhead that screams for the cops and a lawyer when the Old Dude leans forward and raps the kid in the skull then growling “Shut. It. Off.”. The kid shut is off and when the movie ended was out of his seat and gone in 5 seconds.

  • Jewel October 5, 2017, 5:48 PM

    We are the ones getting stopped by the douche bags. Time to turn the tables.