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Trump vs CNN: The Summing Up

“Last night I fell asleep in front of the TV and I had a dream and I heard a CNN infobabe saying “We now interrupt the regularly scheduled hair-on-fire outrage about the evil Brett Kavanaugh and his normal wife and normal children to bring you this new hair-on-fire outrage about Putin getting Trump to kiss his butt in Helsinki. After this plays out, we may be bringing you more of that hair-on-fire outrage you may have forgotten, the bit where Trump personally stuffs little foreign children into cages and then laughs at them while they cry. Or maybe it will be the hair-on-fire outrage from not believing every word spoken by Peter Strzok whose super-duper patriotism is unquestionable because we’re not questioning it. But first, back to Helsinki where we’ve just received word that Vladimir Putin is raping Donald Trump behind the podium like a Viking and so here is a panel of experts who will tell you all about their hair-on-fire outrage from these events….” And then I woke up. Holy crap. No more eating fermented pineapples while watching CNN late night, I can tell you. But I’ve got one question. Why is it that, no matter how bad Trump may appear to look, his enemies always manage to make themselves look worse?” From the always worthwhile and often hilarious The Morning Rant

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  • Crit July 18, 2018, 7:50 PM

    Thank you.

  • Ray Van Dune July 19, 2018, 8:20 AM

    The US Media Corps has been given a key assignment by their commanders in the Democrat Party: having foolishly made November a referendum on Trump, they must now save the Dems from a bloody beatdown by driving a wedge between Trump and his base. That is the motivation behind the strategy of Daily National Outrage, but so far nothing is working and nobody seems to understand why. Here’s the reason in two sentences (don’t worry, they could not comprehend them if we stenciled the sentences on a two-by-four and applied it directly to their foreheads):

    1. The Media and the Democrats are desperately trying to hide the biggest political scandal in American history, Obama’s hijacking of the national security apparatus of the United States for use against his political enemies, and that since they control the national news, we don’t know about it.

    2. We know.

  • Jack July 19, 2018, 9:23 AM

    LMAO!!

  • Eskyman July 20, 2018, 5:33 PM

    Ray has nailed it, but it wasn’t really much of a secret.

    Besides, the FakeNewsMedia would never say a word about it even if it were tattooed on their foreheads. They like to fool themselves and think that we don’t know!