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“The Stupid. It Burns.” And smashes into bridges. And requires more explicit signage.


Much. Better. Signage….

Speaking of which…

And not to leave out…

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  • Jack February 9, 2019, 10:17 AM

    Friend of mine sent me an article last week explaining a newly discovered fact that the hot air hand dryers so prevalent in restrooms blow fecal bacteria on the hands of those who use them. It’s always something, it seems.

  • Casey Klahn February 9, 2019, 10:39 AM

    Those really high power hand dryers you drop your hands into look like a euro urinal. Don’t ask anything more about that…

    Watching those truckers hit the bridges! Others’ really bad days are such delightful comedy, and the only thing better would be to hear some Slav guy swear in Russian after the mishap.

  • Lance de Boyle February 9, 2019, 11:48 AM

    If you are wearing a tiara or a crown, do not stuff your head up your ass.

    Exception. S.J. Lee, fat-ass congressmoron from TX, wearing a massive Stetson, successfully shoved a stove up her nether pipe and commenced waddling down Main Street in the signature way that has made her a source of hissing and regret to all right-thinking persons..

  • ghostsniper February 9, 2019, 1:48 PM

    80% of the touchscreen menu kiosks at McDonald’s tested positive for e-coli.
    Same thing with the ice bins at the drink stations.
    The more “self serve” there is the more shit you might ingest.
    Just stay home and the worst that can happen is you consume your own nastiness.
    No, that won’t work neither.
    While cleaning up a used car he had bought for his daughter, my brother found a shit filled pair of women’s underpants under the back seat. I told him that’s to be expected when someone (anyone) prefers anal. We laughed and laughed and laughed.
    Remus #1: Avoid crowds. (more than 3 people in a 500 square foot area is a crowd)

  • Anon February 9, 2019, 2:24 PM

    I’m a little out of touch with what the younger generation is doing. So seriously what could you possibly do with Oreos that would get them banned?

  • PA Cat February 9, 2019, 2:55 PM

    “So seriously what could you possibly do with Oreos that would get them banned?”

    Any kind of food (and most drinks) in a library will draw bugs. Which damage books, microfilms, and all the other stuff on library shelves. So I’m thinking there was a recent infestation that got traced to Oreos.

    Apropos of the Evil Little Brother: Can’t help wondering whether the Whitehouse Movers at 0:12 were hauling Bammy’s stuff to his new digs.

  • Snakepit Kansas February 10, 2019, 4:31 PM

    Casey,
    I’ve seen airport urinals in Amsterdam and more recently in Singapore that had the silhouette of a fly embedded in the ceramic. I suppose to make you want to aim and hit the fly versus aimlessly pissing all over the floor.

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