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The Smell of Space


“Deep space is not for the faint of heart, and neither is this bold, new fragrance for the people of Earth. Humans have always dreamt of exploring our universe and today we make part of that dream a reality. Created by the engineers at Lockheed Martin, this out-of-this-world scent blends metallic notes to create a clean scent with a sterile feel, balanced by subtle, fiery undertones that burn off like vapor in the atmosphere.”

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  • Mike Anderson April 8, 2019, 8:18 AM

    So when I upgrade my home video with Smell-o-Vision, this is what gets pumped into the air during those scenes in The Expanse where folks get put out the airlock, right? My inner hippie says this stuff should be nicknamed “Deep Sh1t.”

  • Sam L. April 8, 2019, 9:37 AM

    I won’t buy it. I expect they’re not gonna send me a free sample.

  • Ten April 8, 2019, 10:02 PM

    Deep space is not for the faint of heart. Humans have always dreamt of exploring our universe.

    The hyper-scalar drive repaired, Biff Stainless squinted edgewise out his gold-infused visor and suppressed the instinct to run a thumb slowly along the five day stubble casting long shadows along his lantern jaw. Alpha Magnum’s blue-white light glinted hard and cold off the Hubris Fallacy, his home for the last seventy months. It’s five o’clock somewhere in our Universe, he growled, and swung a physique like a Anterian warmonger toward the airlock.

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