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Stuporbowl 2019: Now with really really crappy commercials and a half-time show made of mumbling meatheads

I watch one (ONE!) football game a year and I can’t even get through 5 minutes of the halftime show without envying the dead.

Good gadzooks but this “game,” this event, this romp through the leftovers of a botched civilization, is nothing but (How can I put this?)

and in a word…. BORING!

And then you get to the halftime “show” of meatheads, morons, and half-wits douched with bling.

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  • PA Cat February 3, 2019, 6:49 PM

    The only Super Bowl ad I ever liked is now old enough to vote; it was broadcast during the 2000 SB.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwO45La_NVo&ab_channel=mach1e2

    It even includes enough diversity to please the usual cranks: one of the cat herders is clearly female and another is black, and the cats themselves include several different breeds and a range of coat lengths and colors. In addition, none of the humans (or cats) are wearing MAGA hats, which should get the ad past the new cadre of sensitivity readers.

  • ghostsniper February 3, 2019, 7:01 PM

    Is this news to anyone? yawn
    Frankly, I didn’t even know it was on til I stopped in here.

  • Jaynie February 4, 2019, 5:28 AM

    Hey, PA Cat, that cat herding video is laugh out loud funny.
    No one was around here, and so I watched the Super Bowl with my dogs.
    Halftime show? Nah, thanks, never have watched one. I take the dogs out at half time.
    But, I enjoyed the game. Ten years ago when my son was working his tail off to gain a starting position at his high school football team I finally took the time to get to know football. My son has since moved on to rugby, from which football developed.
    The super bowl last night seemed like a game of defense. Incredible and powerful defense. And that, I guess, can be boring. But my son taught me to appreciate the defense game and so I enjoyed the game a lot.
    I loathe the actions of idiot kneeling, small minded, blockheads and their stealing the platform, of course. And I gave up on football for a time. But the wrong actions of ignoble, soulless cretans don’t have power over me.
    Plus, I kind of like it when one of those sjw warriors gets a little hammered on the field.
    Full disclosure: I’m for the NE Patriots. Man, I get a charge out of that scowling, stone faced coach, BB.

  • Marica February 4, 2019, 6:33 AM

    But the football food was good! Husband loves to hate the NFL. So he spends a couple of hours pregame preparing appetizers for supper. The baked creole rissole with shrimp was especially good. I decided about midway through the 3rd quarter that cleaning up the kitchen would be far more entertaining. And it was.

    Thesaurus dot com! LOL.

  • BillH February 4, 2019, 7:40 AM

    Wake me when baseball season starts.

  • Jack February 4, 2019, 8:20 AM

    I enjoy college ball but 2-3 games and I’m done for the season. Pros….nah…but I do like Drew Brees, a generous and upright guy who always seems to think more of others than himself.

    Nickell-Robey Coleman laughingly admitted that his interference with the reception of TommyLee Lewis was intended and the lousy job of Bill Vinovich in refusing to review the play is very likely the only reason the Rams went to the Super Bowl.

    But last night’s win by the Patriots definitely shows that Karma is alive and well. A fact that Nickell-Robey Coleman may be too stupid to grasp. No ring for you NRC….suck on that awhile, dude.

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