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 SCREAM HELPLESSLY AT THE SKY!

Now hold on there you young whippersnapper. You probably thing this whole thing is simply a gentle parody of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Not so: Dems Planning Scream Fests to Protest Anniversary of Trump’s Election

“Who wouldn’t feel helpless every day? Coming together reminds us that we are not alone, that we are part of an enormous community of activists who are motivated and angry, whose actions can make a difference.”

Their actions may make a difference, to be sure, but perhaps not in the way they are intending. The sight of these unhinged minions binging on bitterness, self-pity, and outrage coming together to collectively howl at the moon is something that will drive more Americans into the arms of Trump.

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  • Casey Klahn October 25, 2017, 11:10 AM

    I have a sweet schadenfreude at their crunchy Freudenschade. More of this, please.

  • Terry October 25, 2017, 1:50 PM

    A swift punch directly into the nose for some and ball bat to the skull for others should suffice.

  • Monty James October 25, 2017, 3:15 PM

    “Ayup, ‘course, those were the days when the kids had that fad for LARPing internet memes. Late Teens, it was, on into the Twenties. At first it was Socialist Streetfighter, then during the anniversary of the election it was Synchronized Psychotic Break. Got out of hand, too, that’s how the War got going.”

    “Run along now and tell the strawboss that if those liberals don’t get the stones out of the field, there won’t be a movie in the prisoner barracks Saturday night.”

    Anyone running for office would be a fool not to send someone to get some video footage of this stuff for the campaign.

  • Harry October 25, 2017, 3:45 PM

    And for some of us it will be laugh outrageously day.

  • Howard Nelson October 25, 2017, 4:13 PM

    Wacky wailers at the silent Moon
    Be so kind as to bay in tune.
    Vent your spleen of frustration,
    Your mind of useless encrustation.
    Of loudness, rhythm take your picks
    Revel in your rights as Luna-tics.

  • Snakepit Kansas October 25, 2017, 7:57 PM

    There is a naive young woman at work that has Hillary and Bernie stickers posted around her cube. I could not help myself and recently asked her how The Resistance was progressing. She did not know how to respond. I think in years to come she may see the light.

  • Nahanni October 25, 2017, 10:06 PM

    Time to bring back insane asylums for these precious snowflakes who obviously are in desperate need of a “safe space”. Rubber rooms are great safe spaces.

  • Rich Fader October 26, 2017, 4:19 AM

    Are they planning to eat poo to go along with barking at the moon?

  • Chuck October 26, 2017, 4:24 AM

    The key word is “helplessly”.

  • Fuel Filter October 26, 2017, 6:38 AM

    I bathe in liberal tears.

    And screams.

  • Jacob October 27, 2017, 10:54 AM

    Would love to see someone walk up with a medieval mace and smash them right on top of the skull.