1.Start drinking early.
2. Make sure your oven is on.
3. “Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven”
4. Go for a walk.
And now, to make this item even more useful: The Butcher Carves a Turkey.
Ray Venezia, the manager of the meat department at New York’s Fairway Market, shows his technique for effectively carving a turkey.
And now, to make this item even more bizarre: Carving a Turkey with a .460 Magnum Elephant rifle.