TRANSCRIPT: This is the President. Watch him run in slow motion….
He’s pretty badass. Look. He runs meetings all over the place. “Whoa! Watch out!” says that Speaker of the House.
Eew, He’s got a bigger button than a Nork dictator! Oh! He’s chasing the jackals of Isis! Oh my gosh!
Oh, President is just crazy!
President has been referred to by the GiveAShit Book of World Records as the most fearless President in the American kingdom. He really doesn’t give a shit. If He’s hongry, He’s hongry.
Eew! What’s that in President’s mouth? Oh, He’s got an anchor from CNN? Oh, He plays Rachael MADCOW like a proctological finger puppet? Now watch this: look a FAKENEWS journalist’s up in the tree. President don’t care. He just takes what He wants. Whenever He’s hongry He just — Eew, and He eats, journalists and leftoids… Watch him dig their mass graves! Look at that digging.
The President is really pretty badass. He has no regard for any American political asshole whatsoever, Democan or Republicrat. Look at him, President’s just winning… and eating snakes. Eew! What’s that? A demented Democrat transexual in a red cowboy hat? Oh she’s nasty. She’s so nasty. Oh look President’s chasing zombie democrats and eating them.
The President has a fairly long body, but a distinctly thickset broad shoulders, and, you know, his skin is loose, allowing him to move about freely, and twist around.
Now look: Here’s a House full of retarded progressives and a Senate full of shitholes. Do you think President cares? He doesn’t give a shit, He goes right into the House of retarded progressives to get some larvae. How disgusting is that? He eats retarded progressive larvae. Eew, that’s so nasty.
But look! The President doesn’t care! He’s getting stung like a thousand times. He doesn’t give a shit. He’s just hongry. He doesn’t care about being stung by retarded progressives. Nothing can stop the President when He’s hongry. What a crazy fuck! Look, He’s eating retarded progressives larvae, that’s disgusting.
He’s ALREADY COLLUDING on the 2018 elections in slow-motion. See?
Now, what’s interesting is that other politicians like these RINOS here, they just wait around until the President is done eating, and then they swoop in to pick up the scraps. RINOS say, “You do all the work for us, President , and we’ll just eat whatever you find, how’s that? What’daya say, stupid?”
Look at this RINO: “Thanks for the treat, President!”
“Hey, come back here,” says the President .
RINOS don’t care, and you know what? DEMOCRAT jackals do it too. Look at those diseased dogs. They’re like “Thanks NotMyPresident! Thanks for the mouseturds! See you later.” The President does all the work and all these parasites just pick up the scraps.
At nightime the President goes hunting, because He’s hongry. Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a Democrap and a President . I wonder what will happen?
Look at this, there’s the President just eating an illegal Mexican taco bowl, and then look, “Get away from THAT NOBLE MEXICAN SHITHOLE PERSON AND SHITHOLE COUNTRY!,” says FAKENEWSER, “Get away from me!” President don’t care. President smacks the shit out of FAKENEWSER. And FAKENEWSER comes back and lashes at the President .
Oh, little does the President know, FYI: He’s been stung! He’s been bitten by FAKENEWSER, so while He’s eating FAKENEWSER — eew, that’s disgusting — all the poisonous venom is seeping through the President ‘s body, and He passes out. Look at that sleepy fuck.
Now the President is going to pass out for a few minutes, and then He’s going to get right back up and start eating all over again, because He’s a hungry President.
Look at this! Like nothing happened! The President gets right back up and continues eating FAKENEWSER.
And of course, what does the President have to eat for the next two weeks?
And, earlier in history, we find this momento from the campaign, Trump the honey badger for president
Published on Jul 21, 2015 by Earl Gray