Post of the Day: “Let’s Tell Liberals to Cork it Whenever They…” by Morgan Eratosthenes

by Vanderleun on February 4, 2018

Liberals made up a bunch of bullshit and wrote it down into a “dossier,” then they used the made-up dossier-bullshit to get a FISA warrant. Going forward, it’s going to be a bit tough to prove actual intent with regard to liberal lies, because what happened here is the liberals began to earnestly believe their own bullshit. I’ve been watching that for thirty years. That’s why when Oproah Winfrey babbled away with some foolish nonsense about “your truth” I didn’t need anyone to clue me in on what’s wrong with that. See, you & I live in a world in which water freezes at 32 degrees Fahrenheit and it doesn’t matter how people feel about that. If you get in an argument with someone who says it freezes at 50, and they manage to pull off some rhetorical flourish that makes you look like a raging idiot and the surrounding crowd roars its approval…well guess what. The freezing temperature doesn’t change. Liberals don’t live in that world. That’s why they’re forever looking for the “gotcha.” To them, that is truth.

It doesn’t matter if you think you’re lying when your fastening to truth is so twisted, so ramshackle. An intent to tell the truth, versus an intent to deceive, is only the second step, with the first being: Do you even sustain a belief in truth? Do you even know what it is? Do you buy into the idea that there’s a freezing temperature and it doesn’t matter what people think about it. Because if not, any comment you have on the matter will merely be a report on your expectations of what most people think. You could be 100% sincere about this and, still, not to be trusted.

So going forward, let’s ALL be sure to tell liberals to stick a cork in it whenever they…

1. Accuse someone of saying or doing something
2. Insist someone is innocent of something, or debunk a myth
3. Tell us history; tell us how anything went down anywhere
4. Tell us what’s going on with the climate, or for that matter, anything that has anything to do with science
5. “Libsplain” to us how many genders there are
6. Tell us about any “research” or “experiment” or “paper,” unless they can assure us no liberals were involved in doing it, and even then someone who isn’t a liberal should have to prove it.
7. Protest something
8. Proxy-complain about something on behalf of some race, nation or creed that’s supposed to be offended
9. Bore us yet even more about their “triggerings” or “microaggressions”
10. Define ANYTHING
11. Tell us what we need to do to prove we’re properly respectful to women
12. Explain to us what is going on in the heads of anyone who doesn’t agree with them

RTWT: Morgan at House of Eratosthenes [AKA The Blog That Nobody Reads]

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Monty James February 4, 2018, 2:08 PM

The Left has the high ground in the culture, and the whip hand in most of the economy. It’s one thing to tell them to put a cork in it, another to do that and have any effect.

I suppose I ought to do this with the ones I’m acquainted with personally, but the thing is, I’m not really acquainted with all that many. I can’t stand the sanctimonious, whiny, fatuous little shits, not since I was fifteen years old.

Anyhow, I hope all the Digestibles have an enjoyable Sunday doing something besides watching a football game. Or, heck, even if you do watch.

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ghostsniper February 4, 2018, 2:46 PM

Never seen one in person, knowingly.
I don’t frequent the environ that harbors such characteristics.
In fact, now that I think about it, I have no idea where I would find such a person that lies their ass off every dam day. Where are they? Where’s the closet one to 46160?

Now that I think about it again, which now that I think about it, lol, I have never even thought about it, I’m kinda doubtful such people even exist and are just another manifestation of media lies. I have no means of reference here.

If I did, however, suddenly find myself in the twilight zone world of american communism, as portrayed online by the media, and any or all of them were running their collective mouths about whatever, I can’t imagine why I would NOT put the motherfucker down right where it stood as a kind way of putting it out of it’s misery, like a deranged animal.

I mean, come on. A 20 something dood with a pink pussy hat on, ranting in public about the rights of illegal immigrants, glass ceilings, hitler trump, etc., how is that NOT extreme mental incapacitation?

I’m seemingly a regular dood and I accept that I have a societal obligation that if I see a person suffering that I “should” try to lend assistance as long as I don’t overtly have to risk my own safety and therefore if I witnessed what I described above, and has been described many times in the media, I would have no choice but to honor my silent oath to my country and cancel that shitstains check. Off with his nutz!

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jwm February 4, 2018, 6:48 PM

For the left, Truth is an expedient, not a value.

JWM

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Sam L. February 4, 2018, 7:17 PM

I’d just ask ’em, Do you REALLY expect me to believe that? From YOU?
HAH. Idiot.

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Rob De Witt February 4, 2018, 7:46 PM

11. Tell us what we need to do to prove we’re properly respectful to women

C’mon, Morgan, that’s bullshit. You’ve been married and connected with how many women, and you don’t know enough to let that one go? I dearly love women, but healthy boundaries dictate that if there’s a problem and they won’t explain it, the problem is not mine. I am and intend to be just exactly as respectful to women as they are to me. Full stop.

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Casey Klahn February 4, 2018, 8:19 PM

In my humble upbringing, we called that being full of shit. It’s a lovely, simple phrase that will now enjoy a comeback.
In my experience, people from other places have their own *take* on the truth. You might think it means veracity; bullshit, they say! The truth means what I say it means, and no more than that, is their mindset. No proofs exist strong enough to defeat unreason in the mind of a stalwart libtard.
I yield to brilliance: “for the left, truth is an expedient, not a value.” JWM, esq.

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Green Eyed Jinn February 4, 2018, 9:13 PM

I grow weary of anything like ‘explaining.’ It’s much more fun to just ask them, “What’s your source for that?” Or, occasionally, sprinkle in one my sources and say, “So what part of this is incorrect?”
They are wonderful at tearing things down. They suck at anything approaching syllogism.

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Anonymous February 4, 2018, 10:54 PM

FYI/FWIW/WTH dept:
So at the game today… the NFL unfurled a huge flag on the field, they honored decorated Veterans and had a full color guard, Pink sang the national anthem good as no players knelt, there was a kick-ass Air Force flyover, and the winning coach thanked “my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ”.

!

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Unclezip February 5, 2018, 3:58 AM

“Stick a cork in it” is very much nicer than that which I give them. Makes me unpopular – but the upside is they avoid me afterwards.

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