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Now you can be the douche inside the bag.

We’re Doomed! DOOOOOOOOMED!

It’s a tent. They literally “invented” a tent. And they want $99 for it. A tent. They could buy this one for a fraction of the cost, and it’s more appropriate to their intellectual and emotional development level.

And you just KNOW that this guy is masturbating furiously.

Friday Night ONT: Safe Spaces Edition

Alert the Authorities!

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  • Uncle Jefe September 30, 2017, 9:45 AM

    I don’t know, but looking at that guy in the park, it’s more like “Take a Fap anywhere…”
    The Handjob Hut.
    The Spank Shack.
    The Tug-Mahal.

  • pbird September 30, 2017, 11:48 AM

    I would feel awfully vulnerable to merry pranksters shut up in that sproingy bag. Nix.

  • Dan Patterson September 30, 2017, 11:49 AM

    Dipshit Sack

    Buuut the chick at :40. Yeah, I’d hit that.

  • Lindsey Kidd September 30, 2017, 12:00 PM

    I bought a hat, tilted it over my eyes.

  • indyjonesouthere September 30, 2017, 12:36 PM

    Where’s the CS gas port?

  • Monty James September 30, 2017, 1:00 PM

    Man, taking one to a city park and taking a nap looks like a bad idea to me.

    Make ’em in Mossy Oak pattern and sell them to hunters and fishermen, or multi-scale digital pattern for survivalists. The black one just needs a bunch of velcro glued all over it for law enforcement sales.

    Remember, you’re only a douche if you use the thing, not if you make money selling them.

  • Joan of Argghh! September 30, 2017, 1:08 PM

    I can only think it would have been nice in the searingly bright DFW airport where we were stranded. There was no sanctuary from the light or the incessant blaring of CNN.

    But any beach tent would do. Now I’m thinking I won’t travel without one.

  • ed in texas September 30, 2017, 6:21 PM

    The pic of the ‘Frozen’ tent brings to mind the story from one of the contributors over at ‘Samizdata’. Christmas had arrived and he had neglected to get his young nieces anything; just plain forgot. So he went through the local store at the last minute, which of course had been cleaned out of anything suitable. So he bought an ironing board and a can of spray paint: painted “FROZEN” on the ironing board, and put a bow on it.
    It Was The Bestest Present EVER!

  • ghostsniper September 30, 2017, 7:26 PM

    @Monty, those things have been around for years, pop-up hunting blinds.

  • eclectickelvin October 1, 2017, 4:30 AM

    Paint them pink, put a few pictures of kittens and Che Guevara on the inside walls and sell them to college kids as portable safe rooms

  • Vanderleun October 1, 2017, 1:10 PM

    And it’s eclectickelvin for the win!

  • Doug October 1, 2017, 6:01 PM

    This further confirms my suspicion that all Milllenial “men” are just feminized homos.