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Neighborhood Watch Reports: “He Lived His Life Like a Vandal in the Wind”

HT: Ye OldeIOTW Report

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  • Casey Klahn February 3, 2018, 11:03 AM

    The New Democrat.

  • mmack February 3, 2018, 11:09 AM

    Man of La Mancha, the street theatre edition. β€œTo dream, the impossible dream . . . β€œ

    Pro tip: If you want to break safety glass, an eight pound sledgehammer works MUCH better than a mop. Just saying, ask me how I know.

  • pbird February 3, 2018, 11:20 AM

    Alcohol wins again.

  • ghostsniper February 3, 2018, 1:00 PM

    It was his own truck, he forgot his passcode to open the door.

  • fudoggie February 3, 2018, 2:22 PM

    By Any Means Necessary…

  • Monty James February 4, 2018, 12:49 AM

    When he falls to the ground at the end, the soundtrack ought to have the final chord at the end of the Beatles’ “A Day In The Life”.

  • Richard February 4, 2018, 6:50 AM

    Sic transit gloria mundi. But seriously, if he votes, he cancels my vote every damn time.