“Right, you shouty cunts, listen up.
One was planning to spend the morning in one’s onesie eating Revels and watching This Morning, but now I have to tit about reading this bollocks that will be rejected in its entirety.
I should fucking behead the lot of you.”#QueensSpeech pic.twitter.com/ZGa4skdJbC
— ��️�� Max ��️�� (@SpillerOfTea) October 14, 2019
Meanwhile, across the pond the Queen opened Parliament with her traditional speech.
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Great God in heaven, Gerard, where’s the Drink Alert?? I can’t afford any more keyboards!
I have admired Queen Elizabeth through most of my own long life, and I would personally write a large check to the Crown were she to say something like this.
Actually, my understanding is that she did say something like this, in more regal and politic language, telling Parliament that seeing Brexit through was her priority.
I’ll pay even money that this tweet somehow makes its way to a Buckingham Palace computer and that Her Majesty’s mouth quirks upward ever so slightly. ..bruce..