If I am not in total control of this robot, I want it destroyed on sight.
myötähäpeä 1. secondhand embarrassment (personal embarrassment one feels on account of and for another who is making a fool of him or herself), vicarious embarrassment.
OKAY OKAY, THAT’S ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING FURBABIES! Frozen Treats for Dogs That You Can Eat Too While every season holds different charms for dog owners (even brutal winter walks give way to magic moments with doggos frolicking in the snow!), there’s nothing quite like lazy summer days with your furry friend. It’s the season of restaurant patios, front stoop sittin’, and beach outings, all rife with opportunities to bring along your buddy (sun’s out, tongues out). And while you can totally pony up a few bucks for those fancy dog cupcakes at your favorite cupcake shop, or blow away your Starbucks budget with too many Puppuccino trips (they’re free, but you need a treat, too!), there are plenty of frozen concoctions that you can make at home for both you and your pup to enjoy!
Have you ever encountered, outside the pages of farce, a more self-important poseur than James Comey? A more Uriah-Heep-like fanatic than Robert Mueller? A more rodentine representative of bureaucratic double-talk than Andrew McCabe? Seen from the right perspective, these characters are hilarious. But seen from another perspective, they are not funny. They’re terrifying. The men and women in this story are not, most of them, evil. Rather, they are pedestrian expressions of that self-engorging bureaucracy we call the administrative state.
It’s raining octopus! Sea creatures fall from the sky after being ‘sucked from the ocean by a waterspout and carried into the coastal city’ during a powerful storm in China
When someone hears you approach, you’re told to “Halt! (Important safety tip for those who aren’t prior-service military: “Halt!” is always shorthand-speak for “I see you, and my front sight is leveled on your center-of-mass.” Halt is therefore not a suggestion, any time it is heard. You may safely assume your position is even sketchier than that, depending on the darkness level, the experience level of a given group, or the tactical situation. Respond appropriately. Bullets in flight have no friends forward of the muzzle, and neither do sentries on post until the my team/not my team question has been sorted out to their satisfaction.)
Recommendo: 10 Hours of Underwater Footage Provides a Soothing View of Sea Life Feeling stressed? This 10-hour video by BBC Earth is sure to instill a sense a calm and tranquility.
Harvard University ‘discriminates against Asian-Americans’ “An Asian-American applicant with 25% chance of admission, for example, would have a 35% chance if he were white, 75% if he were Hispanic, and 95% chance if he were African-American.”
“Well, just replace the shutoff valve.”, they said. “Can’t. The valve at the curb doesn’t work. No way to turn off the water.” “Oh. Yeah. Well, Nick can probably do that. He changes shutoff valves on live water and gas pipes all the time. “Really?” “Yeah. He can do it live.” “Sign me up.” And thus, I met the Chuck Norris of plumbers.
To the deranged mouth-breathers on the left, hearing the truth is like dousing a vampire with holy water. But let’s face it; anyone who has regularly read these pages knows we have well documented Joe Biden IS A Moron.
The white protests designed to convert the devil are a sad reenactment of the so-called prolife movement. For 45 years the prolifers have been protesting legalized abortion, and for 45 years they have gotten no results. Yet they never look at the obvious reason why the liberals keep winning the abortion wars. The liberals keep winning because they have no fear of white Christians. Whenever a white Christian actually does what is necessary and kills an abortion doctor, the ‘prolifers’ run and hide under their beds while screaming, “I am against violence.”
I just don’t know how hard-working people in companies get laid at all anymore: Report: Netflix crew members can’t give ‘lingering hugs,’ stare for more than 5 seconds In the wake of a nationwide #MeToo reckoning, Netflix headquarters has reportedly released a new set of behavioral guidelines for film crews. Netflix crew members mustn’t flirt, give “lingering hugs” nor stare at anyone for “longer than five seconds,” according to a series of updated sexual harassment policies obtained by the Sun. Flirting and asking for a colleague’s phone number are also reportedly forbidden
‘Am I in the bad part of town?’ Tourists shocked by what they see on San Francisco streets “Is this normal or am I in a ‘bad part of town?’ Just walked past numerous homeless off their faces, screaming and running all over the sidewalk near Twitter HQ and then a murder scene. Wife is scared to leave hotel now,” wrote an AustralianReddit user Wednesday.
Things to do to keep from getting shot Don’t be a predator. A significant number of gun deaths (around 700 annually) are justifiable homicides. Usually, this is when a victim successfully defends themselves from criminal assault. Don’t live in big cities or on an Indian reservation. When you take a few big cities out of the equation, the Fifty States drops to a very low rate of death by guns per 100,000 people, well below virtually all civilized lands. Many reservations, however, are much like the gang-infested inner city neighborhoods in Chicago, DC, New York, St. Louis, and elsewhere. Don’t live in states or cities where it is hard for honest, peaceful people to get guns.
Last Sunday, Italy’s deputy prime minister Matteo Salvini announced that he was refusing to allow a boat packed with 629 alleged African “refugees” from docking on Italian shores. He also announced the new government’s plans to stop accepting all further boat people from Libya as well as to deport the estimated half-million or so African migrants who aren’t technically refugees. Spain wound up taking the migrants and Italy wound up taking the heat. All things considered, Italy won.
Don Surber: Canadian discovers the truth about USA trade “With NAFTA in place, Canada is an option when globally oriented firms considered their North American strategies; without it, Canada is a smallish market that probably can be served from the U.S. or elsewhere.”
One reason conservationism is now a dog’s breakfast of libertarian nostrums and reworked liberal platitudes is that conservatism is short of conservatives. The people carrying the banner for Official Conservatism don’t know the first thing about what it means to be conservative. It is as if they have spent their lives trying to avoid the great conservative thinkers. There is no trace of the intellectual giants in the ideas of the modern conservative.