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Let’s Review 64: 10 Snappy One-Liners

  1. This is an attempt to claw back power for the disenfranchised elite no matter what it takes, and no one – not the president, not me, and not you, should pretend these hacks deserve any deference or respect.
  2. Never trust a Never Trumper Ben Shapiro heads the list.
  3. Your Brain Is 10 Million Times Slower Than a Computer—So Why Are You Smarter?
  4. In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands.
  5. There’s a Japanese town that looks just like Sweden, sells Swedish folk crafts, and celebrates Swedish traditions, hosts Swedish festivals throughout the year and is popular with tourists.
  6. Does anyone seriously entertain the notion that we can take Shitcanistan and turn it into Japan 2.0?
  7. Raising salaries won’€™t attract better teachers, not now, because those better teachers don’€™t exist.
  8. Nobody knows when “The Big One” is going to hit California, but here’s how experts think it will play out when it does.
  9. Nancy Pelosi (Net worth: $30 Million)Evokes MLK to Condemn GOP Tax Bill — ‘God Never Intended for One Group of People to Live in Superfluous Inordinate Wealth’ | Breitbart
  10. In 1933, Four Cows Went to Antarctica;It was not their idea.

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{ 6 comments… add one }
  • leelu April 13, 2018, 6:22 AM

    Re: #5 – so, Solvang West?

  • Anonymous April 13, 2018, 2:04 PM

    Trump had a show called The Apprentice. Scooter Libby wrote a book called The Apprentice. Besides the book’s discriptions of beastiality and other such treats, it’s an analogy for a man that takes the rap to cover up his knowledge of what the Grand Chessgame is all about, including plans for a preemptive nuclear strike (because war is peace).
    Our hero Scooter’s pardon is symbolic- Dr. Strangelove meets Eyes Wide Shut.

    So as a U.S. Navy strike force (and all of it’s precious bodily fluids) sails east to see what kind of fun they can find with thier Russian counterparts, allow me to quote Chill Wills: “Yee-haaawwww!”

  • ghostsniper April 13, 2018, 6:33 PM

    “Trump Orders Strikes on Syria Over Suspected Chemical Weapons Attack”

    Ooh-ooh that smell.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hib4n9RmFrQ

  • Howard Nelson April 13, 2018, 9:09 PM

    2. Never trust a Never Trumper
    Back in March 2016, Ben Shapiro makes his case against Trump:

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/05/ben-shapiro-explains-why-hell-never-vote-for-trump/

    Not unreasonable if you’re a conservative purist. Traitorous, if you’re a conservative impurist.
    Best to shut up the messenger before thoroughly considering the message, eh?
    It seems that in the two years since, Trump and Shapiro have smartened up facing rascality and political reality.

  • Howard Nelson April 13, 2018, 9:09 PM

    2. Never trust a Never Trumper
    Back in March 2016, Ben Shapiro makes his case against Trump:

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/05/ben-shapiro-explains-why-hell-never-vote-for-trump/

    Not unreasonable if you’re a conservative purist. Traitorous, if you’re a conservative impurist.
    Best to shut up the messenger before thoroughly considering the message, eh?
    It seems that in the two years since, Trump and Shapiro have smartened up facing rascality and political reality.

  • Snakepit Kansas April 15, 2018, 5:58 AM

    Roddy Piper. His best line.

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