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Let’s Review 121: SHOUTING IT OUT

ELVIS AT BREAKFAST WITH HIS FATHER AND GRANDMOTHER

THE FIRST THING WE DO IS KILL ALL THE CELEBRITIES: America had prophets for a time. Solomon Stoddard, Billy Sunday, D.L. Moody, Billy Graham. We did not listen to them either, just as the ancient Israelites abandoned theirs for the comforting mantle of authority we too have sacrificed their wisdom on the altar of “You do you”. Seizing the recipe for a life more abundant from the lips of great men and bestowing it upon wicked people who preach at us from in-between cocaine lines on the coasts.

THE NEXT THING WE DO IS KILL ALL THE “CONSERVATIVES:” If the Founders came alive today and gained power, the first people they would hang would be the conservatives on the grounds they collaborated with the enemy.

BRING BACK THE DDT BUG ZAPPER! Mosquitoes kill around 830,000 people each year mostly by spreading malaria in underdeveloped nations. To eliminate this menace, we need only exterminate the 100 of the 3,500 or so species of mosquitoes that bite humans. If a new dictator arose and started killing 830,000 people a year, we would all accept the moral value of stopping him.

TAKE MY KIDS. PLEASE. Parents don’t want their immigrant kids back

I THINK THAT I SHALL OFTEN SEE…. Contrary to the prevailing view that forest area has declined globally—tree cover has increased by 2.24 million km2 ( 7.1% relative to the 1982 level).

THE BROKEN [OVERTON] WINDOW THEORY Overton Windows have a nasty habit of ending up in heaps of charred rubbish after some thoughtful souls decide “Enough of this claptrap” and helpfully burn the entire block to the ground, relishing the screams of those happily nailed up inside…. Pendulums don’t swing only one way, and humanity is not naturally wont to swing leftwards at all, let alone perpetually.

THE SONGS OF SILENCE: The Tower of Voices, a roughly 93-foot-tall concrete and steel structure, contains a wind chime for each of the 40 passengers and crew members who were killed on Sept. 11, 2001, and represents the final phase of the Flight 93 National Memorial. Each chime will generate its own distinctive sound.

SHINE ON YOU CRAZY ZIRCON! Shine-words are, of course, those fittingly vague concepts that aspirants are compelled to be and defend. Doing so thus produces the moral shine necessary for social and professional buoyancy. In contrast, shun-words are those equally nebulous terms that serve intentionally as millstones to hang around the necks of your enemies or competitors. In both cases all ambitious members of society are obliged to understand these words and their usage rules without ever acknowledging such rules even exist. Everyone above a certain IQ knows this. Because to not know it represents a hazard too great to ignore.

STOP THE TRANNY INSANITY! The transgender strategy to destroy academics who disagree with them was just exposed An academic paper on transgenderism in children supposedly has two authors, one male and one female, but both the male and the female name are used to refer to a single trans activist who spends much of his time attempting to corral a large mob for the purposes of persecuting those academics who do not agree with him and will not call him a woman.

Alert the Authorities!

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  • Casey Klahn September 12, 2018, 11:15 AM

    When you dump a kid on a doorstep, why would you want him back? What, if anything at all, do liberals know about world problems?

    I used to argue with libs (I know, how stupid of me). But, this was back in the 80s and 90s when there was at least a pretense of a dialogue happening. I’d tell them: “trees…wait for it….this’ll fucking kill ya…grow!” Is there any limit to the ignorance of a lib?

  • Rick September 12, 2018, 11:56 AM

    $46,000,000 for memorial? There’s nothing to speak of there and now they are heading toward making it a carnival. A simple field of markers would have been much more in keeping with what those heroes on the plane did. What next, a Memorial Golf Course? I sense politicians in the background.

  • John the River September 12, 2018, 12:03 PM

    The Tower of Voices…

    …Lest We Forget, Lest We Forget.

  • Dan Patterson September 12, 2018, 1:50 PM

    Elvis with his 3rd Armored patch at the kitchen table. Men of a certain age were boys when that scene was photographed and they would have been right at home there. I can smell breakfast and feel the tablecloth on my elbows.

  • ghostsniper September 12, 2018, 2:04 PM

    If I saw a tranny in a public place, say walmart or something, I would probably laugh out loud and point at it.

    If it got pissed and attacked me I would grab something off a shelf and kill it.

    That’s what you do with mentally deranged things like rabid wild animals, shit talking thieving assed gov’t employees, and gender confused idiots, before they can negatively affect others.

  • ghostsniper September 12, 2018, 2:10 PM

    Elvis was stationed with a unit in Fulda, Germany and was assigned to the same post I was, in Wildflecken, in the late 50’s. They must have had more relaxed hair regulations back in those days.

    I don’t think they are eating breakfast, cause there are bowls on the table, and in those days the universal breakfast for men in that era was bacon n eggs, eaten off of large plates.

  • John A. Fleming September 12, 2018, 10:11 PM

    I see two bowls of grits, and a fruit bowl of what looks to be sliced nanners ‘n grapes. Granny’s holding a plate of biscuits, but I don’t see the sos gravy (what the pepper is for). Pops looks like he’s got some sort of meat on his plate. Ahh rats, the fruit bowl could be taters with the skins, but what’s with the cherry on top? Granny looks like she came from church, those are her Sunday go to meeting clothes. Maybe pops too, altho I’m not acculturated enough to know if Southern men went to church in those days dressed like that. Is Elvis eating bacon or sausage sandwiched in one of granny’s biscuits?

  • pbird September 13, 2018, 9:42 AM

    As far as breakfast, my grandpa used to eat cereal while he was waiting for grandma to finish cooking the bacon and so on. It was just to keep him from dying at the table.

    Ghost, I do laugh at trannies. But I am not equipped to kill em. Oh well.

  • ghostsniper September 13, 2018, 10:48 AM

    pbird – Wherever you may be at any given time, stop and look around you… When it comes to your life, everything is a weapon. …and notice what’s available and how you could use it to do serious damage to an assailant. Remember, in their heart, they are cowardly. And they believe you are even more cowardly. So if you can draw blood early on they will most likely flee.

    Ever see a movie where a woman gets attacked and the bad guy has his hands around her throat and she’s trying to get his hands loose but cannot because he is larger and stronger. If she, instead, grabbed his little finger and yanked it backwards as hard as she could the bad dood would haul long ass in extreme pain. She can’t get his whole hand off, but she can break one finger, if she doesn’t panic. Same with eyeballs. Eye sockets have 1 main rule. Only 1 thing is allowed to occupy them at any given moment, and eyeballs themselves are pretty passive. So if you thrust your thumb into a bad doods eyesocket there will automatically be no room for that eyeball and you will have his complete and undivided attention. His main life goal at that moment will be to stop whatever it is that is causing overwhelming duress to severely damaged eye socket. It is at that point that his ass is your to do with as you please. Weapons, weapons, every where, ready to be used. Bar stools, tables, chairs, ash trays, coffee cups, glasses, screamin 3 year olds, fat tatted bitch, all of it is ready to be used as a weapon.

  • Ray Van Dune September 13, 2018, 12:15 PM

    I was gonna say “Then kill all the Democrats.” But the first two steps should get most of the ones that cause trouble.

  • Gordon Scott September 13, 2018, 1:07 PM

    That picture looks odd. Elvis appears to be about twice the bulk of his father. And why is he wearing fatigues, at home? He wouldn’t travel in them, and there’s no reason to wear them at home unless his base was nearby.

    The Premium Saltines box is anachronistic. Back in Elvis’ day, it would be a tin, with different art.

  • ghostsniper September 13, 2018, 6:20 PM

    OK, look at the light switch next to the door. Looks kinda like the speed controller on a Lionel train in the 50’s. Notice also the outlet right next to it, round, 2 round holes. 220v, like the standard outlets in Germany and Europe. (standard wall outlets in the barracks were 220v so everybody had 110v transformers for their american stuff). Also, that wooden cabinet looks like what was called a German schrunk. I might have spelled that wrong. So is this Elvis’s “off post” housing unit (couldn’t have the “KING” staying in the lowly barracks) and he had his dad and grandmother come stay with him while he was stationed there? I believe he was in Germany for less than a year, and he had ample coin to bring them over there. Grandma could have had his uniforms pressed and starched as they are and dad could have lent moral support and Elvis wouldn’t hafta suffer messhall grub. That hair. The whole thing looks like a Norman Rockwell picture dudn’t it?

  • Vanderleun September 13, 2018, 6:56 PM

    And it is ghostsniper for the win. This was from a set of what would have been publicity shots taken in Germany in a house they rented to be near him after his mother’s untimely death….

    Minnie Mae Hood Presley (1890-1980) – Find A Grave Memorial

    After Elvis’ mother died, Minnie and Vernon went to Germany and rented a house close to the base where Elvis was stationed. He wanted his family near him in their time of grief. Elvis loved his grandmother very much and often talked about her wonderful buttermilk biscuits. She was said to be a very energetic person and hard worker. She died in Memphis at the age of 89.

    In Which We Start Dating ElvisPresley – Home – This Recording

    December 21st, 1958

    Elvis brings a live-in secretary to Germany to handle his fan mail. He drives a leased white BMW 507 along with a black Mercedes sedan.

    March 5th, 1959

    Elvis starts dating a German actress and visits the Moulin Rouge in Munich.

    April 13th, 1959

    Elvis’ gig in the camp is driving visitors around to celebrate the 3rd Armored Division’s 18th anniversary. His army salary is $122.30 a month.

    Meet Elvis Presley’s Grandma, Minnie Mae | Official Graceland Blog

    Minnie Mae, center, serves her son, Vernon, and her grandson, Elvis, who at the time was both a superstar and a member of the U.S. Army, in Germany.

  • pbird September 13, 2018, 6:59 PM

    Yup. Also Grandma looks out of sorts. Like she’s posed and not quit comfy.

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