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6 Bizarre Stories From People Who Boarded a UFO

The Bad Poetry and Ravings of Psychedelic Warlord BETO O’Rourke @ L’Ombre de l’Olivier

To The Book Community: Go Fuck Yourself. An Anti-Apology. You people aren’t a “community”. You are a fucking cancer. Fuck you. Fuck your feelings. And fuck your ridiculous claims. Fuck your perpetual offense. Take your smug, entitled ignorance, and cram it up your ass sideways, you worthless sacks of crap. You goose stepping morons should try reading books instead of burning them.

HMB while I try this slingshot from r/holdmybeer

Father Allegedly Staged Home Invasion to Cover Up Stealing Daughter’s Girl Scouts Cookie Sales

Cute Pomeranian Becomes Internet Sensation After Being Groomed to Look Like an Egg

Woman Goes to Bed with Flat Stomach, Wakes Up with Baby Bump, Gives Birth 45 Minutes Later

Neighbors Take Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vest

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About the ‘Olympics of Hula’ 

The Promise and Perils of Resurrecting Native Americans’ Lost Crops 

I Track Down And Eat At The Last Surviving Locations Of Nearly Defunct Restaurant Chains

A Leonardo Made a $450 Million Splash. Now There’s No Sign of It. – The New York Times

On Flooding: Drowning the Culture in Sameness

Balloon Birds Caught in Their Natural Habitat ォTwistedSifter

Researchers at This Base in Antarctica Eat Better Than You Do

For Sale: The Entire Town of Story, Indiana


“Walter! Walter you horse faced bastard!”

A Hapless Orange Cat Gets Woefully Stuck in the Elastic Armhole of His Human’s Hanging Bra

Chang And Eng Bunker: The Story Of The Original Siamese Twins

Photographer Spends 2 Years Shooting Every Part of a Lamborghini Miura

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  • Richard April 9, 2019, 8:27 AM

    Fuck you. Fuck your feelings. And fuck your ridiculous claims. Fuck your perpetual offense. Take your smug, entitled ignorance, and cram it up your ass sideways, you worthless sacks of crap. You goose stepping morons should try reading books instead of burning them.+++++++

    That’s just beautiful. A balm for my beleaguered soul. Like Noxema for a sunburn.

  • Marica April 9, 2019, 9:14 AM

    Monster Hunter Nation seldom disappoints. His one from a while back fisking an article that claimed poor people can’t afford to cook at home simply wonderful.

  • JiminAlaska April 9, 2019, 9:16 AM

    Speaking of Beto, I was just thinking today ’bout throwing a Cinco de Mayo party this year and serving that traditional Mexican dish, corned beef & cabbage.

  • Joe Mama April 9, 2019, 10:08 AM

    What a great blog. Great people and readers all around. I love that Trump’s approval rating is now at 53%. Greatest president ever. Wall getting built and the military being returned to full strength while no new wars. What a wonderful time for conservatives like me.

  • Eskyman April 9, 2019, 11:26 AM

    Wow, what an assortment! Enjoyed them all, especially Larry Correia’s rant, which was breathtakingly awesome!

    Then I come down to the comments, and you crack me up again, with that well-done parody of the typical left-wing asshole! Foul mouthed Trump-hating lies like only a Dem (on or off of medication) can spew! I don’t know how you do it, it sounded just exactly as unhinged as the real thing!

    This blog just keeps getting better all the time, Vanderleun, don’t change a thing!

  • Phil in Englewood April 9, 2019, 11:30 AM
  • captflee April 9, 2019, 12:39 PM

    Yes, Gerard, an excellent sampler!

    I particularly liked the one about the Siamese Twins, rather apropos today as I had earlier on my morning stroll passed by a monument to Charlie Soong (father in law of Sun Yat Sen), and on the remainder of that walk had pondered the rather unlikely success of that stowaway with the wild and wooly locals of the 1880s, who took him in amongst themselves, educated him at the proto-Duke (Trinity) and then Vanderbilt , before his return to China as a missionary, businessman, and plotter against the Manchu. Within a dozen years of his departure, many of those same men with whom he prayed would effect “the only successful municipal coup in American history”, according to the PTB, although I might ask, “What, then, was 1861 Baltimore, much less the 1946 Battle of Athens?”. But then again, I seem to lapse into badthink way too much theses days, so YMMV.
    I did enjoy the fact that the Twins shuffled off the mortal coil in that most 1950s of American towns, Mayberry, NC, though.

    The new fella, Joe, he seems nice…no?

  • captflee April 9, 2019, 1:02 PM

    @Phil in Englewood
    My dog looks even more like an egg…

    Sir;
    You are a very bad person. You’ll have some loon spun up faster, and louder, than a 2012 spec F1 V8 engine. You know how they get about animals…

  • AesopFan April 9, 2019, 1:22 PM

    So, Larry – tell us what you really think —
    “I fisk those bad advice articles because if I can save a single young aspiring author from falling into your wretched, soul crushing trap, it was totally worth it. My goal is to expose your con, to show that your gate keepers are nutless humps, and that your Outrage Of The Day is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury but signifying nothing. Thankfully lots of people have caught on. They’ve learned that bullies only have power over you when you allow them to….The sooner society realizes SJWs are a suicidal dead end like unto the hippies, and everyone starts laughing at your childish tantrums, the better.
    Sincerely,
    Larry Correia – bestselling novelist who actually makes a good living at this business, unlike you useless parasites. “

  • Vanderleun April 9, 2019, 3:57 PM

    Joe’s still getting his bearing around here. I think we’ll keep him for the amusement value alone.

  • Casey Klahn April 9, 2019, 4:36 PM

    I. Needed. All. Of. This.

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